Kevin Federline's new rap single was leaked online. Here's a review.
He could totally be the next Eminem or Vanilla Ice. In fact, I hear there's already going to be a documentary made about his life and career. It's going to be called Malibu's Most Wanted II.
So all you people that don't like rap music, how does it feel to have to eat your words?
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I understood the words, as they were all English...but I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.
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Cletus Federline, a.k.a. Britney Spears' white trash baby-daddy is recording a rap album. The first track of which was leaked on the 'net several days ago.
It's abysmal.
EDIT: I thought it was extra funny that she laughed at his attempt to sing. I mean, when Britney says you can't sing you know you gotta be awful.
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To clear up the confusion, I'll post the story that was linked to in my first post, as it was the reason I made it in the first place.
quote: Federline's Hip-Hop Revealed 4 November 2005 (WENN)
Kevin Federline boasts about his life with wife Britney Spears and demands to be called "Daddy" in a track from his forthcoming hip-hop debut. The 27-year-old's LP has yet to be released, but a track called "Y'All Ain't Ready" has appeared on the internet. Federline celebrates the lifestyle he shares with Spears and their baby son Sean Preston, but makes an embarrassing slip - confusing the word paparazzi with the surname of opera singer Luciano Pavarotti. He raps,
"Back then they called me K-Fed But you can call me Daddy instead Go ahead and say whatcha wanna I'm gonna sell about 2 mil, oh, then I'm a goner I know you all wish you was in my position Cause I keep getting' in situations that you wish you was in, cousin Steppin' in this game and y'all ain't got a clue Getting anxious? Go take a peep I'm starrin' in your magazines now every day and week But maybe baby you can wait and see Until then all these Pavarottis followin' me."
Apparently Luciano Pavarotti is such a huge fan of K-Fed (his self-imposed nickname) that he's cloned himself several times and sent his legion of copies on a Federline stalking mission.
What a master wordsmith.
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quote:Originally posted by Speed: Apparently Luciano Pavarotti is such a huge fan of K-Fed (his self-imposed nickname) that he's cloned himself several times and sent his legion of copies on a Federline stalking mission. What a master wordsmith.
Oh great, now I can't get this image out of my head of Luciano Pavarotti on stage at some grand opera house... but he's wearing a wife-beater and a baseball cap and he's rapping... poorly. "I used to be one of the three tenors, but now I'm a K-Fed impersonata'!" *shivers*
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