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unicornwhisperer
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So if the Hogwarts teachers taught in the Muggle World... what classes would they teach?

Flitwick- Aviation 101

McGonagle- ??? [Confused]

(Potions teacher)Snape-Chemistry 101

Sprout- Plant Biology [Roll Eyes]

Hooch- PE

Binns- History 101 [Roll Eyes]

Dark Arts Teacher- Criminal Psychology (if anyone could think of something better please post it))

Trewlawny- Astronomy

Hagrid- Zoology

If anyone have better ones go ahead and add them.

[ December 02, 2005, 05:25 PM: Message edited by: unicornwhisperer ]

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I suppose if we're teaching Intelligent Design, we may as well start teaching astrology.
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tern
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Flitwick: Art/Music
McGonagall: Home Room, Math
Snape: Chemistry
Sprout: Biology
Dark Arts Teacher: English
Trewlawny: History
Hagrid: P.E., Woodshop. (Or, "Industrial Arts" as it was called in my jr. high)

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unicornwhisperer
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Should I change it to Astronomy.. that's what I meant to put.... oops
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oh, yeah, tern. I can really see Hagrid as a "shop" teacher -- that was a good idea!
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Just about any of them: Latin
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unicornwhisperer
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Why shop?
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I think McGonagal would teach physics. That or, you know, Trig. Flitwick, I see more as the English-teacher type. Or maybe Foods.

And Trelawny would teach Health and Guidance-- because in my school, that's what they always gave to the teachers who were really hired for other reasons but had to have a subject.

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quote:
Originally posted by ketchupqueen:
And Trelawny would teach Health and Guidance-- because in my school, that's what they always gave to the teachers who were really hired for other reasons but had to have a subject.

[ROFL]
Mrs. Epstein! "Life Skills!" I say again [ROFL]

--Enigmatic

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quote:
Dark Arts Teacher: English
Eeexxcellent.
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Dark Arts==Algebra. There tain't much darker than that.

Hagrid--Animal Husbandry.

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Even better.

Defence Against Dark Arts = Law/Pre-Law

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Teshi
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Oh, Law/Pre-Law actually works. Heh. Only you've got to add criminology and psycology into that a bit.
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quote:
Defence Against Dark Arts = Law/Pre-Law
Hmm...maybe this:

Professor Voldemort: Law/Pre-Law.

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ketchupqueen
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I think psychology is pretty close to a lot of the stuff they learn in DATDA.
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quote:
Professor Voldemort: Law/Pre-Law.
I like to equate Voldemort with White Collar Crime in this case. He went to business school.

(No offense intended, only the harmless jokey kind.)

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Hogwarts *already* has an astronomy teacher in Professor Sinistra. They have classes on wednesday nights in the highest tower. [Smile]

Trelawney would teach Drama. [Big Grin]

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No way. Dumbledore might teach Drama. Trelawney's probably an Art or Chorus type. Home Ec, maybe, one of the really incompetent Home Ec teachers. Or one of the crazy subs.
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ketchupqueen
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Trelawney's not the Home Ec type. Drama, on the other hand, would be an excellent fit. (There are incompetent drama teachers too, you know. [Wink] )
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Carrie
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And they also already have a math professor in Professor Vector.
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Trelawney would teach psychology.
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lucy hummer
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Trewlawney would teach theater.

There's already an astronomy teacher too, but I forget who.

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Dumbledore would teach upper-division biochemistry classes with limited enrollment and give oral exams two days before grades were due.

[ December 03, 2005, 12:40 AM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]

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quote:
Originally posted by tern:
Hagrid: P.E., Woodshop. (Or, "Industrial Arts" as it was called in my jr. high)

"Potter! Potter!" cried Professor McGonagall. Harry hurried toward where she was standing in the doorway. "Go fetch Professor Dumbledore," she said anxiously. "Hagrid's been in an accident."

"What happened?" asked Harry as he hurried past.

Professor McGonagall called after him: "His beard was sucked into the belt sander!"

As Harry rushed toward Dumbledore's office, he wondered what kind of disfigurement Hagrid would come away with this time. The incident with the jigsaw hadn't been kind to his ear, and they were still finding pieces of drill bits in his hair...

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Carrie
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quote:
Originally posted by lucy hummer:
Trewlawney would teach theater.

There's already an astronomy teacher too, but I forget who.

Sinistra.
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Leonide
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And what exactly is Arithmancy, precisely?
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Well, it has to do with numbers.
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quote:
Originally posted by lord trousers:

"Potter! Potter!" cried Professor McGonagall. Harry hurried toward where she was standing in the doorway. "Go fetch Professor Dumbledore," she said anxiously. "Hagrid's been in an accident."

"What happened?" asked Harry as he hurried past.

Professor McGonagall called after him: "His beard was sucked into the belt sander!"

As Harry rushed toward Dumbledore's office, he wondered what kind of disfigurement Hagrid would come away with this time. The incident with the jigsaw hadn't been kind to his ear, and they were still finding pieces of drill bits in his hair...
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[ROFL] Did you make that up?

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Maaaaaaaaaaagical numbers.
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ketchupqueen
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I was just going to say that, Tarrsk! Dude, you stole my thunder.

(Incidentally, is that a SW name?)

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They've already got Astronomy (real astronomy), Professor Sinistra teaches it.
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Yes it is, KQ, although in SW it's spelled differently. Actually, I think DAtDA has little in common with psychology. Much more law-enforcement than actual law.
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