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SteveRogers
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Every movie has at least one. And we all have a favorite. So, what are they? One of my favorites is from BASEketball.

Coop's Girlfriend: "Wherever you can find the most outrageous explotation of children is where you'll find him."

TV Announcer: "Theory One? Coop went to Disney World."

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From Catch Me If you Can:

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Go **** yourself."

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boogashaga
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Old Clint Eastwood movie entitled "The Guantlet." Clint's character looks out the curtains of the isolated house he is in when he hears something: a voice saying, "Ready . . . " Cops have gathered on three sides of the house (about 25-30 cops per side). As he is looking out of the window, he hears the term, "Fire." Just before the shooting starts, as he is diving to the floor, he says, "OHHH, F*** ME!"
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Katarain
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"What does it do?"

"It doesn't do anything. That's the beauty of it."

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Raia
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Springtime for Hitler

(edit: Just to clarify, I'm not personally offended by this song, I think it's hilarious. But it certainly does have offensive lyrics!)

[ December 15, 2005, 11:28 AM: Message edited by: Raia ]

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Shmuel
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From Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle:

Kumar: How were Katie Holmes's [breasts]?
Goldstein: You know the Holocaust?
Kumar: Yeah?
Goldstein: Picture the opposite of that!
Kumar: Nice!

(edited to say that Raia's explanation applies here too. I love this exchange.)

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Sterling
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The exchange in "The Crow" that starts with "Jesus Christ? Stop me if you've heard this one."
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“That’s what I like about high school girls. I keep getting older, they stay the same age.” (Dazed and Confused)

“Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with someone I love.” (Annie Hall)

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smitty
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From "The Last Boy Scout"

The sky is blue, water is wet, Women have secrets... who gives a %@(^

(it's been a while, hopefully I didn't massacre it too badly)

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dantesparadigm
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The scene in Reservoir dogs where Mr. Blonde goes into Joe's office and has some playful banter with nice guy Eddie; Sick, vulgar stuff. Unfit to repeat. It is, however, one of my favorite movies ever.
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Morbo
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While Tyler and his alter-ego in Fight Club have many memorable anti-PC lines, I love Marla's, especially:
Marla Singer: Candy stripe a cancer ward. It's not my problem.

And even funnier:
[after vigorous sex with Tyler Durden]
Marla Singer: My God. I haven't been f***ed like that since grade school.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137523/quotes

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Chreese Sroup
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The scene in Reservoir dogs where Mr. Pink doesn't Tip, And the scene where Mr. Pink doesn't want to be Mr. Pink.
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SteveRogers
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Lancelot: No, 'tis too much peril. You can't possibly handle so much peril. No, 'tis too much peril.
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Lyrhawn
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oh Steve...

Sir Galahad: Let me go back in there and FACE the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: No I'm not!

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The scene in "Your Friends and Neighbors" with the three guys in the locker room, each answering the question "What was the best sex you've ever had." I don't remember the exact quotes (and one of them was very long.)

Guy 1 describes in detail participating in a gang rape of another boy at summer camp.

Guy 2 says "My wife" and insists it's true when the other two call BS on it.

Guy 3 doesn't want to answer, but when pressured into it admits "Your wife."

Guy 1 says "Wow, that beats mine."

--Enigmatic

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SteveRogers
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My bad. I can't quite quote all of it correctly. I haven't watched it for a year. I still love it. But I got burnt out after watching it every Saturday AND Sunday for two years.
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Joldo
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Katarain: your quote's Catch-22. Doesn't count.
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Someone's gotta mention "The Aristocrats"
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BaoQingTian
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quote:
Originally posted by Morbo:
While Tyler and his alter-ego in Fight Club have many memorable anti-PC lines, I love Marla's, especially:
Marla Singer: Candy stripe a cancer ward. It's not my problem.

And even funnier:
[after vigorous sex with Tyler Durden]
Marla Singer: My God. I haven't been f***ed like that since grade school.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137523/quotes

I believe the original script was changed from:

Marla Singer: "I want you to have my abortion."
(Yes I watched the DVD commentary)

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