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What whould you do with such power Primal?
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All virgin gamers would upon prayer, be given beautiful girl friends but at a catch. They'ld be better at gamer then the gamer and thus cursed with the cruel fate of never being able to rack upmore frags then their gf.
I'ld also be the god of the internet and I'ld crack down on kiddie porn and punish them with enternal tormet as their internet service provider will be forever slow at an enternal crawl.
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Ok, so is this a dobie, or can someone dobie it? It has some potential methinks. That, in fact, raises an interesting point of speculation. If you dobie, and no one knows its a dobie, and then someone dobies your dobie ... umm ... then .... uhhh ... ok, rephrase that to pointless rambling speculation. Posts: 2827 | Registered: Jul 2005
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If I had godly powers I think I'd be about the same as now. Sometimes good and selfless. Sometimes naughty and selfish. I'd cure world hunger, but I'd also make sure I was filthy rich. Posts: 1947 | Registered: Aug 2002
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I would make my husband be a woman for one whole month. And I would deny him chocolate or salty food. Bwaaahaaahaaa!
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I'd make strange objects fall out of the sky at random times, just to see people's reactions.
That would probably last me a few centuries, in terms of amusement. Then I'd spend a few decades making everyone's lives resemble sitcoms just enough so that people never make the connection, but have a tiny feeling in the back of their heads that "something is horribly wrong."
And of course, there would be days I wake up extra mischevious and would decide to have an "inside-out day" or "everybody is slightly drunk day."
On the other hand, I'd have some benevolent practices. Dryers would actually return all the socks you put into them. Polite aliens would make peaceful contact, and people wouldn't go insane. Races and sexes would suddenly find each other just a little more comprehensible. People would always have enough quarters for the washing machine, busses, and the occaisonal arcade game.
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I would appear to all terrorists in the world and tell them they would indeed get 72 virgins when they martyred themselves... but that they would all look like this: http://www.realrealfunny.com/gallery/images/taender.jpg
I would give spammers a rash. One boil for every individual bit of spam they sent out.
I would smite SBC for making me wait 82 minutes on hold... and counting... (Make that 95 minutes and then they told me to call back tomorrow.)
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I like your idea Jux. But I think I would drop flesh eating teddy bears, that when killed two would take its place (Hydra effect).
Oh, and I'd give dogs the power of speach so that when many are barking at once it would be even more annoying. Posts: 1941 | Registered: Dec 2005
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Man, that's your answer for everything. That time we drank 18 beers in one night, you tried to blame clowns.
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Uh, lesse- no menstruation, chocolate would be a negative calorie food, everyone would be happy and love each other, children would never die, and hot men would all wear kilts.
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