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mr_porteiro_head
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quote:
And I'm underweight. mph, did I look underweight when I met you in March? hmm.
It doesn't surprise me.
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You looked to have about the same build that I do, which is slightly underweight.
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quote:
Originally posted by mr_porteiro_head:
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=common
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=man

But what do they mean by phrases like that? They don't really make any sense to me...
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Okay, I'm feeling a little sympathy toward Orincoro - if not toward his style.

What was the point of printing a list of basically good things about himself under the heading "I am apparently what is wrong with America" if not to get people to respond with how, of course, he is wonderful and America needs more of him? I'm sure sopwith is a great person and we likely do need more of him, but it sounds like the nationalistic version of, "Oh, you don't need to bother with me; I'm just your mother." Or, "Call me old-fashioned, but I love my famiy."

Although I'm sure that sopwith intended nothing of the sort, it can have the effect of making those of us who aren't just like him, or may not agree with him, feel manipulated and guilty. As if we had accused him of being "what's wrong with America."

As I said, I don't thin sopwith intended this, but I can understand Orincoro's reading it that way.

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quote:
Originally posted by Synesthesia:
quote:
Originally posted by mr_porteiro_head:
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=common
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=man

But what do they mean by phrases like that? They don't really make any sense to me...
Those weren't phrases; they were just links.
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quote:
Originally posted by pH:
quote:
Originally posted by Jon Boy:
Maybe Sopwith's wrong; maybe Orinoco's what's wrong with America. [Wink]

Hear, hear!

-pH

You cut me real deep pH.


I think I hear the phone ringing hang on....

-species 8472?
-yah
-oh
-no, actually she's here
-I can't say THAT!
-that's not fair
-no she is NOT
-Well, if you put it that way i can see...
-uhuh.
-really?
-Oh.


Hey pH. I am disgusted at you.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dr Strangelove:
Orincoro, did you know that your name, if tweaked a bit, could be an interesting palindrome?

I don't see it. [Confused]
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pH
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I disgust a lot of people. [Cool]

-pH

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quote:
Originally posted by kmbboots:


Although I'm sure that sopwith intended nothing of the sort, it can have the effect of making those of us who aren't just like him, or may not agree with him, feel manipulated and guilty. As if we had accused him of being "what's wrong with America."

As I said, I don't thin sopwith intended this, but I can understand Orincoro's reading it that way.

I did think that was what was intended, so while I might be harsh, well I AM harsh, its for a reason. I would like Sopwith to think about what this list is really meant to say about him. If I judged too quickly, I'm sorry, but I think I am justified.

But I nevertheless retract my asessment of Sopwith's narcisism if this list was truly just the product of a spur of the moment whim that was never really thought to its innevitable conclusion. It happens.

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quote:
Originally posted by pH:
I disgust a lot of people. [Cool]

-pH

I used to discuss alot of people, now I generally avoid gossip. [Big Grin]
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quote:
Originally posted by Dan_raven:
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I'd do something about it if I could, but my hands are tied.
I am living on a need to know basis. Why are your hands tied? I don't need (want) to know.
Then why ask, Dan?

[Wink] [Razz]

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Yeah, sorry Orincoro, I wasn't at my most lucid when I posted that. Lets see ... ummm ...

Orincniro

Yeah, that's all I got. If you're dyslexic maybe it'd work ...

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What a tease [Grumble] I thought you had something good.
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Oriniro?
Oronoro?
Oroncnoro?

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pH
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See, I always think Orinoco, like Orinoco Flow...

Sail away, sail away, sail away...

Wait, that's not it...is it?

-pH

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mr_porteiro_head
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That's what I always think of as well.
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All joking aside, I do think some of these really are problems :

quote:
I am a Christian.
I have an SUV.
I'm in debt up to my armpits.
I am obese.
I am a college drop out.
I am an underachiever.

And, incidentally, strongly correlated.
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That list kind of annoys for some reason
But most lists like that tend to bug me.

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Yes. Because all Christians are fat. People who finish college never get into debt. Underachievers always drive SUVs.

--ApostleRadio

EDIT: Before it is inevitably pointed out, you are correct. You said correlated and I took it to the extreme of saying always and never. I shouldn't have done that, as your statement is ridiculous enough as it stands that there was no need for exaggeration on my part.

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quote:
Originally posted by pH:
See, I always think Orinoco, like Orinoco Flow...
Sail away, sail away, sail away...
Wait, that's not it...is it?
-pH

It is in fact based on that. It was originally that, however many years ago I lost the code to my "Orinoco" AIM screename, and had to devise an alternate which would be recognizable to friends, so that the change would go unnoticed (also a helpful tip for stalkers attempting to masquerade as somebody's actual friend.... I've said too much. J/K I've never tried that. Seriously.)

Anyway Orincoro it became for some reason. I only noticed when people here started saying Orinoco that it seemed like an ingenious play on "Hatrack River." Alas no, I have been Orincoro since 2000 or so.

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I smoke.
I've lied before.
I've told the truth when I shouldn't have.
I've given money to a beggar.
I've turned my back on someone in need.
I waste time when things have to get done.
I've been known to be lazy.
I've held a grudge or two.
I've shot my mouth off.
I've held my tongue when someone needed me to speak up.
I've voted for a candidate or two that I didn't know.
I've let someone's appearance prejudice my opinion of them.
I have been vain.
I have planned for tomorrow, but never followed through on it.

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And who by fire?
Who by water?
Who in the sunshine?
Who in the nighttime?
Who by high ordeal?
Who by common trial?

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Hey! That BMI calculator is incredibly insulting! I am not obese. I mean, yeah, I'm a little soft around the middle, and I'm approaching A cups, but obese? I don't think so. 6'2" @ 240lbs is not obese.
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BMIs do not work a lot of the time. For example, As a 6'1" 190 pound 22 year old male, I am slightly overweight? It fails to take muscle mass into account.

--ApostleRadio

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It's interesting that you list "giving money to a beggar" in a list of otherwise negative actions.
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Some consider it negative as it can reinforce negative habits (drug use/alcoholism/more begging) from the recipient.

Others see it as a good thing.

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Sorry. My post was intended to point out that while some people view it as negative (for the reasons you listed), others view it as positive (for, in my opinion, much more rational reasons).
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Yeah to Ornicoro for using "species 8472" in a post!
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quote:
Originally posted by vonk:
Hey! That BMI calculator is incredibly insulting! I am not obese. I mean, yeah, I'm a little soft around the middle, and I'm approaching A cups, but obese? I don't think so. 6'2" @ 240lbs is not obese.

actually that's quite a hefty build if I do say so myself- 6'00 210 and I'm not a small man
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Am I the only one who's reminded of that Bowie song by this thread title?

I'm afraid of Americans...I'm afraid of the world...

-pH

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According to that BMI calculator if the ratio goes up .1 more, I am OVERWEIGHT. Thus, doomed to societal consternation and prone to be videotaped from the neck down innocently walking down the streets of Chicago to be used in the news reporting on the 'obesity epidemic'.

But for now, as long as I stay at 24.9, I'm HEALTHY and I get a pat on the back. [Roll Eyes]

...

Sopwith, I don't understand how you can list all those attributes equally. "owning an SUV" seems to be an entirely different kind of trait that "raising your own child".

Yesterday I had to deter a 6 and 10 year old from BEGGING because they had no food. You should be proud of yourself for being a stable, loving parent, and giving your child support and love.

EDIT w/ respect to Bao: Oh...you were being flippant? Well, I guess I exhausted my critical reading skills in class today. Still, the idea that anyone finds anything wrong with being a considerate and loving parents makes me extremely vexed.

[ April 14, 2006, 06:58 PM: Message edited by: Kristen ]

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Oh please, everyone lay off Sopwith. He was just having fun making a list with things about himself that some group or another have said negative things about.

I don't think it was intended to manipulate as some have suggested, be a comprehensive list, or even all be important things. 'Twas just a little fun folks.

P.S. That BMI is a joke. I hope people don't really take it seriously. I'm 6'3, 192 lbs and I have a BMI of 24.9. I work out 4 times a week-10 minutes of running and about 1/2 an hour of circuit type weight lifting. Muscle is 22% more dense than fat. You can get skinnier and still gain weight. I'm sure everyone out there knows that, but just didn't want anyone going anorexic.

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My BMI is 18.3.

I guess I'm anorexic then.

I'm gonna go finish off my Nestle Crunch ice cream. [Razz]

-pH

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Sop just reading your list made me list a thousand things about myself that made me worse than you [Frown] .
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Looks like i'm still under weight. You know, you'd think that eating like a pig would pay off sooner or later. Dang that metabolism of mine!!

My stance on the marriage thing is this:

Marraige between a man and a women is sacred. I don't really mind if homosexuals go off and get married, but I don't consider that type of marraige sacred.

[ April 14, 2006, 07:45 PM: Message edited by: Julia ]

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I love despair.com's demotivators. For some reason that's what this thread reminded me of. The one I'm most laughing about right now is this one.

Dysfunction The only consistent feature of all your dissatisfying relationships is you.

I can't read it without cracking up. So true, so true! [ROFL]

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Compromise could be the hatrack motto. [Wink]
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Quality is another favorite. [Smile]
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I like Wishes.
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Lol, Juxtapose! I am fond of that one myself.
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Loneliness has always had a central place in my heart.
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[Smile]
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