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Darth Ender
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A Plan to save bankrupt airlines:

Replace all female flight attendants with some good-lookin' strippers! What the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.

Why the hell didn't Bush think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

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airmanfour
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I miss Bill.
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SoaPiNuReYe
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[Roll Eyes]
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It's too late. My favorite company (Independence Air) is already gone. If they were going to do that they should have done it last year.
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