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Okay, forget the wierded out Optimus Prime everyone's complaining about.
THIS is the worst intentional distortion of my childhood of the day.
And Olivia is meant to BE babysat, not to do any babysitting.
:: rocks back and forth in fetal position ::
. . . the eighties never ended the eighties never ended the eighties never ended the eighties never ended . . .
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Nonsense. Elizabeth Shue is the babysitter and that's all there is to it. Besides, anything they try to do with the blues scene will never measure up to the original.
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Thor's not dead, by the way. We just saw him drop by in Fantastic Four to pick up his hammer.
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Maybe, since this is a remake, they can use Ultimate Thor. Get all hippy-dippy and politically radical.
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quote:Originally posted by TomDavidson: Thor's not dead, by the way. We just saw him drop by in Fantastic Four to pick up his hammer.
Some of "we" quit reading the JMS Fantastic Four run when JMS felt the need to retcon the secret origin of the ENTIRE MARVEL UNIVERSE.
(Among other things revealing that Reed Richards is God, Susan's parent were now abusive instead of loving, and Reed intentionally turned Ben into the Thing. Yup.)
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Just wait. They'll all get retconned (re-retconned?) back again, eventually.
I'm enjoying his Spider-Man, but I just pretend the Gwen-was-a-tramp storyline never happened. Kinda like the whole clone era...
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Don't you guys get it? Nothing turns on a wholesome, Nancy Drew-esque Romita girl in a commited relationship like a chance to have a skeezy, illicit sex with the father of her ex-boyfriend. Who's in his forties. And has weird hair. And is abusive and cold. Prone to psychotic rages. BLEAH! BLEAH! AAAAGH!
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I think we'll soon find out that Electro is Aunt May's illegitimate son.
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Seriously, when Wanda Maximoff comes back and wipes the Marvel Universe back to square one, I'll be interested to see what continuity -- if any -- they decide to keep.
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We already found out that Wanda is an insane murderess and that Bucky...BUCKY was really a cold-blooded assasin who got brain-washed and is still alive.
And I could go on and on.
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