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Dan_raven
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This is an experiment.

With the lack of success with B34n's Cartoon PC thread's ability to get move away from an earlier controversy it made me wonder.

If I posted a thread that said we could discuss anything except elephants, what would be the result.

So here we are. Post something. Post anything. Just don't mention Elephants (not even Pachyderms).

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Too late.
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quote:
Originally posted by Dan_raven:
Just don't mention Elephants (not even Pachyderms).

Thread failed [Frown]
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The Pixiest
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What about republicans?
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Dan_raven
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The first thread is immune since you can't deny something without mentioning it.

Republicans are fine to mention, unless you make pointed comparisons to the large grey not-to-be named mammals.

(On a definate tangent, what if Voldemort gained power every time someone said "He-who-must-not-be-named."

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What about mammoths?
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mr_porteiro_head
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So, elephants can be mentioned, but only in the first post? What's so special about the first post?
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MightyCow
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Oh no, I said it!
Oh, I said it again! Ni!

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Dan_raven
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quote:
What's so special about the first post?
Well, I wrote it. That automatically makes it very special.

Mighty Cow--get me a Shrubbery.

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So, the rule is that Dan can mention elephants, but nobody else can?

I don't think I like this game.

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You know what I don't like? Hot Pockets.
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quote:

Oh I am not the type to faint when things are odd or things are quaint but seein' things I know there ain't is really too much for me!

[Smile]
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quote:
Originally posted by MightyCow:
You know what I don't like? Hot Pockets.

To Prepare:
1) Remove from wrapper.
2) Place in toilet.

"Flush Pockets!"

<3 Jim Gaffigan.

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Honestly, I don't really care that much about the Megatron thing, except that the shiny, spiky thing might not really work for the character. They had to make a choice as to whether they were going to try to be as faithful to the original cartoon as possible or whether they were going to present a modified version. A live action/CG mix just isn't going to work with a huge robot turning into a gun. They could have done the cannon or tank thing, but they decided to go in another direction.

I don't think that this automatically screws it up, if what they go with still works in terms of Megatron's character. I'm a little more leery of the Bumblebee thing, but, in final analysis, I'm not that interested in the movie really, so there you go.
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Elephant.

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MightyCow
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Pocket Pocket!
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The Pixiest
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What's wrong with Snot Pockets? "What're ya gonna pick?" Snot Pockets!
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The University of Alabama's first game is tomorrow. I'm so excited that college football is back!
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Hey, even Mr. Rogers talks about elephants! There was an elephant on just the other day!
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I dont think any sports teams feature our unamed animal as a mascot.
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ketchupqueen
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Oh, also, elephants are natural. You all must have a lot of hangups to not be able to talk about elephants.
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BlackBlade
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How could Mr. Rogers talk about that? He is not alive anymore, were you watching a rerun?
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quote:
Originally posted by BlackBlade:
I dont think any sports teams feature our unamed animal as a mascot.

It's not the type of animal that would be associated with a sporting event anyway. "Yeah, let's name our team after a big, bulky, slow, two ton animal, OK?"
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TheTick
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The Oakland A's mascot is the animal you will not say.
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The Pixiest
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Nighthawk: On the other hand, who's going to manage to tackle one?
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Nighthawk, reminds me of a Bears game I was at a couple years ago. Big bulky defensive tackle somehow ends up with the ball, lumbers downfield.... roughly 90 second play for about 60 yards and I swear the man was hoping someone would come take him down. I was stunned that he got that far, actually, and I think he ended up tripping on his own feet rather than getting stopped by the other team.
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cmc
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Dan_raven... What if he LOST power everyone said his name??!! I know - that doesn't really make much sense but I like the idea better... ; )
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Tante Shvester
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Here they come! Hippety hoppety!
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That was catagorized as nudity by SmartFilter, Tante. I didn't expect to have to worry about a link from YOU.
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Tante Shvester
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No nudity. Honest. Just a scene from Dumbo. A G-rated Disney movie, for crying out loud.

You've got really tight filters.

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Dan_raven
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Its not that I am biased against the nameless animals. Its that you are all obsessed with them, and can't go a day without posting about them.
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quote:
Originally posted by ElJay:
That was catagorized as nudity by SmartFilter, Tante. I didn't expect to have to worry about a link from YOU.

*giggles* Unless, of course, she's talking about chicken breasts.
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Oh, and they are indeed nude. But it's not HUMAN nudity!
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Tante Shvester
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You have no idea how sad I am that that link no longer works.
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Anyone wanna ham sandwich?
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That link broke my computer, but only after breaking my eyes. [Smile]

Oh, by the way...


!!!!!!!!!!!!WAR EAGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Woo hoo!!! Go Auburn!!!
quote:
Hey, even Mr. Rogers talks about elephants! There was an elephant on just the other day!
KQ, was it Harriet? Or H.J.?
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quote:
Originally posted by BlackBlade:
I dont think any sports teams feature our unamed animal as a mascot.

Um, yeah, here, they're mascots of a LOT of teams.

They even regularly ride in parades, wearing ribbons and sporting paint and all sorts of things.

(Fahim's singing. Please, someone, put me out of my misery...)

And they have the smelliest dung of the entire animal kingdom. [Frown]

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quote:
Originally posted by Tante Shvester:
No nudity. Honest. Just a scene from Dumbo. A G-rated Disney movie, for crying out loud.

You've got really tight filters.

Hey, The Rescuers was G-rated too, and we know what happened there...
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WHY, Tante, WHYYYY [Cry]
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quote:
Originally posted by JennaDean:
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Hey, even Mr. Rogers talks about elephants! There was an elephant on just the other day!
KQ, was it Harriet? Or H.J.?
H.J.

And last week there was a whole week of make-believe about elephants. You know, with the song:

"You can tell at once
We are elephants
We are elephants all day long."

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i thought there might be one of those unnamed animals under my kitchen sink. but it's just that the drain pipe fell off. rats! [Cry]
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quote:
posted by Demonstrocity:
<3 Jim Gaffigan.

Oh, man. Hot Pockets are so good I can literally (by which of, course, I mean figuratively) feel my arteries constrict. Only 74 away from heart asplode.

Death Pockets!

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I'll bet you could make a ton of money selling something called Death Pockets, if you marketed them to the X-treme crowd.
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[Smile]

I think we should stop all this secrecy and subterfuge and just be honest and straightforward about Elephants.

Elephants, elephants, elephants. They're big, they're gray, they're cute in an ugly sort of way. They grab things with their noses. They're smarter than most folks supposes.

There! Isn't that a relief? The truth will set you free!

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Anyone ever read 'Nobody Knows I Have Delicate Toes' when they were young? It was one of my FAVORITES. My Mom still has at least parts of it memorized.
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I just ordered a Hot Pocket in a restaurant. It did NOT come with the side of Metamucil that I ordered.

Let me tell you how sad I am right now [Frown]

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Hot pockets have a new product out - calzones.
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I do not understand this fascination with Hot Pockets. To me they appear to be sub-standard piroshkis.
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I'm actually not a fan - but where I work (home office of a warehouse club) exposes me to all the new products that come out... I was just throwin' it out there. ; )
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So what do you ahve against elephants? I like elephants. Dumbo was an elephant and everybody likes dumbo! Why do you have to pick on elephants! There mammals too, you know. I mean seriously why elephants, you could single out "Spicy Mustard" I think this thread would be better if it were made so that you couldn't talk about "Spicy Mustard" and why oh why is it my thread that keeps getting picked on? Geez, you'd think I was some horrible person, well I am, so there!
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