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Jayelle
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Rumour has it JK Rowling is finished the manuscript but doesn't have a title yet.

Some rejected ideas:

Harry Potter and the death of everyone

Harry Potter and it was all a dream

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John Van Pelt
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Happy Rotter and the Demon Wizards of Dyslexia

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Dan_raven
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Harry Potter and the hairy potter.

Harry Potter and the 15 minutes of fame.

Harry Potter and the Quest For More Money

Harry Potter and the Quest For Spaceballs II

Harry Potter Does Dallas

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KarlEd
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Harry Potter and the Attack of the Clones

Harry Potter and The Artist Formerly Known as Prince

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GaalDornick
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Harry Potter and the DaVinci's Code (that's a bestseller right there)
Harry Potter and the laxative
Harry Potter and the evil unscrewed salt shaker
Harry Potter and Ron Weasley forever <3

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MyrddinFyre
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Love them!

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Will B
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Harry Potter and the Stone in His Shoe
Harry Potter and Hermione Getting Punched (actually, that would be popular)

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The Pixiest
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Harry Potter and the Kidney's Stone.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Pots.
Harry Potter Vs The Prisoner
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fiber. (refers a lot to the 2nd one)
Harry Potter and the Oder of the Phoenix ("Do you smell something burning?")
Harry Potter and the Half Bloody Glove. ("I swear professor, the glove doesn't fit. It couldn't have been me." "Oh, I believe you Harry, but will the Jury?")

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Dan_raven
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Harry Potter and the nymphomaniacs from the planet of the stewardess.

Harry Potter and the Potterettes

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Tante Shvester
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As further adventures from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry Potter and the Side Order of Fries. Or how about he graduates from Hogwarts, but wants another degree, so, Harry Potter and the Order of the University of Phoenix Online.

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erosomniac
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LOL @ Dan & Pix.

Pix, come back to Teh Venture Co, we miss you. [Frown]

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KarlEd
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aspectre
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Harry Potter and the Typo Imps of Rowling

[ September 22, 2006, 03:03 PM: Message edited by: aspectre ]

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Dan_raven
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Harry Potter and the Hairy Palm

Harry Potter and the Hendersons

Harry Potter and the Brain Eating Pirate Ninja Robot Zombies From the Nth Dimension.

Harry Potter and the SAT Scores

Harry Potter and Hulk Hogan

Harry Potter and the Closet of Sexual Identity. ("I'm sorry Heromonie, but I think there is something special between me and Ron that you and Ginny really need to know about.")

Harry Potter and the Browning Automatic.

Harry Potter and the Magic Ring of Invisibility Which Is Actually The Source of Evil That Must Be Taken To Mount Doom and Destroyed

(Harry as Frodo, Ron as Sam, Snape as Boromir, Ginny as Gimli, Hermonie as Legolas...you can figure out the rest)

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Jayelle
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Dumbledore as Gandalf? That's a bit of a stretch.

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Dan_raven
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When the next book has Dumbledore come back from the dead as Dumbledore the White you'll see who is stretching.. yeah you will.

I think its time for my medicine again.

Never mind.

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pooka
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Hemlock

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Jon Boy
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Harry Potter and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day.

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Enigmatic
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List One
List Two

I like Jon Boy's, though.

--Enigmatic

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Dan_raven
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In regards to Enigmatic's lists, I get the following result from my company's web-filter

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The Websense category "Tasteless" is filtered.

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Jon Boy
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Thanks, Enigmatic. [Smile]

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Nighthawk
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Harry Potter and the Enormous Cash Cow

On a side note, according to a Newsweek report, Rowling was almost denied being able to take the Potter manuscript as carry-on luggage by security personnel. When asked what she would have done, she responded to the effect of "I would have sailed home."

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