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I can offer further proof of Dr. Strangelove's craziness.
1. hes not a doctor (he just thinks he is) 2. he coragiously charged what he thought was a fire breathing dragon (although in reality it was a chainsaw) 3. He really isnt joking when he asks if you have six fingers, even if his father isnt really dead 4. He thinks his name is Sue... or at least thats how he introduces himself... 5. And the killer.... he goes to FSU....
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1. I could never be a doctor. I tend to pass out when around too much blood. Though I have been doing better. And I could go the PhD route to being a doctor.
2. You would charge a fire breathing dragon too if the situation presented itself. That massive blister I got was a great conversation starter.
3. You all may know me as Dr Strangelove, and my friends may know me as Josh, but in reality ... my name is Inigo Montoya.
4. See above, with the added addendum of "How do you do? Now you gonna die!"
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My dear former roomie, you are nuttier than my favorite banana nut bread. That is why I like you so much. The few sane people out there are just too dull for my taste.
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I always thought that if someone was truly crazy, they didn't actually know it. If you thought you were crazy, you probably weren't... well at least not in the clinical sense.
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Telperion, I remember that song! I used to sing it all the time. Also, I used to annoy my friends with this:
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a white, white room, with white, white walls. I died in that room. They buried me in the cold, cold ground. There were worms in the ground. I hate worms. They drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once?...and so on
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quote:Originally posted by Evie3217: Telperion, I remember that song! I used to sing it all the time. Also, I used to annoy my friends with this:
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a white, white room, with white, white walls. I died in that room. They buried me in the cold, cold ground. There were worms in the ground. I hate worms. They drive me crazy. Crazy? I was crazy once?...and so on
I heard it as "Laugh? I thought I'd die. I did die. They buried me. The grass tickled. It made me laugh. Laugh? I thought I'd die..."
And there was one with peanuts that I can't for the life remember.
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quote:Originally posted by Nellie Bly: My dear former roomie, you are nuttier than my favorite banana nut bread. That is why I like you so much. The few sane people out there are just too dull for my taste.
...I read that as "My dead former roomie..." and thought you were a cannibal.
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When I was arrested (I'm innocent, I swear!) they asked if I heard sounds or saw things that weren't really there. The only thing I could come up with was "If I heard it or saw it, I probably thought it was real, so I really couldn't tell you." They didn't appreciate that too much and threw me in the drunk tank.
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quote:Originally posted by vonk: When I was arrested (I'm innocent, I swear!) they asked if I heard sounds or saw things that weren't really there. The only thing I could come up with was "If I heard it or saw it, I probably thought it was real, so I really couldn't tell you." They didn't appreciate that too much and threw me in the drunk tank.
I'm sorry it happened to you, but it's just so...funny!
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vonk, to me that sounds like the only rational answer to what is an obviously stupid question. I can't for the life of me think of how they'd think a drunk person would answer so lucidly.
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