1. I find your lack of pants disturbing. 2. You are unwise to lower your pants. 3. The Force is strong in my pants. 4. Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this. 5. Your pants, you will not need them. 6. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants. 7. You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought. 8. Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s pants. 9. In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering 10. I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants. 11. Pull up! All pants pull up! 12. I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants! 13. I’ve just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever. 14. Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants! 15. These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.
and my favorite: 43. There's no mystical energy field that controls my pants and 51. It appears you are to be the main course at a banquet in my pants.
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She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a contingent down to retrieve them. See to it personally, Commander.
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Imperial Officer: The Death Star pants are not in the main computer. Vader: Where are those pants you intercepted? ::Vader lifts man off his feet:: Vader: What have you done with those pants? Rebel: We intercepted no pants, this is a consular ship, we're on a diplomatic mission. Vader: If this is a consular ship, where are the pants? ::Vader kills officer:: Vader: Commander, tear this ship apart until you've found those pants! And bring me the Ambassador. I want her alive.
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At the risk of sounding incredible immature, my friends and I came to a similar realization one night after a late rehersal of our school play. This realization made us laugh so hard that we were crying, and I swear, we were under the influence of nothing but a late rehersal.
If you substitue one word in most Beatles songs with the word poop, out pops (pun semi-intended) some hilarious phrases.
I appologize ahead of time if this is too risque or inappropriate for this forum.
Here's fair warning: Don't read the following if you're offended by immature and essentially stupid humor!
Happiness is a Warm Poop I'm Going to Sit Right Down and Poop Too Much Monkey Poop I Want to Hold Your Poop All Poop Must Pass I Forgot to Remember to Poop I'll Poop Instead
There are dozens of other good examples, but I think I'll stop there and let anyone who wished to think furthur along these lines to do so.
And I'm not sure if it is just Beatles songs that work this way, or if substituting poop for one word any song or common phrase just comes across as funny to me.
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Hm, sadly poop jokes are a genre of joke unto themselves, that far surpasses immature and stupid humor into a whole new realm of ridiculousness.
I have an appreciation for stupid humor, I enjoy the occasional Jim Carrey or Will Ferrell movie, even a Tony Snow press conference from time to time.
But poop jokes I've never been able to get behind.
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