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Darth Ender
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Why will no one belive me.......
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Samprimary
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Because she was faithful to me.
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aspectre
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Hah! Gotcha beat. I am LukeSkywalker's father...
...or mother. Difficult to determine gender for a ghost in the machine.

[ February 17, 2007, 02:56 AM: Message edited by: aspectre ]
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Nighthawk
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I'm Spartacus!

Oh... wait...

Never mind.
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Jay
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Why don't we start a list of who isn't the father.....
Might be shorter...

I can say for sure I am not the father!
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Samprimary
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I have some photographic evidence of you in a heavily inebriated state which could be used to cast severely legitimate doubt upon the veracity of your claim.
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Darth Ender
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Post it! Link! Give it up!
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Jay
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Can't be true! I haven't been heavily inebriated since I started going to church over 12 years ago.
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Darth Ender
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Gotta go to court today…. Dang judge doesn’t believe me either. Oh well.
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BlueWizard
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Congradulations!!!!!

...er...could I borrow a few thousand dollars? I promise to pay you back as soon as I parlay the money into a big score. I'm thinking 'Lottery Tickets'!

Steve/BlueWizard
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Samprimary
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quote:
Can't be true! I haven't been heavily inebriated since I started going to church over 12 years ago.
Sure thing, "Jay." Or should I say, "The Jay-germeister"
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pH
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I'm the father. Maury Povich said so.

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Altáriël of Dorthonion
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Whatever anyone may say or believe. All that matters is that in truth...I am the mother of the nephew of the second-cousin's roommate's best friend.

Now, give me my money.
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Darth Ender
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It'll be all mine!
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It doesn't add up
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Jay
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When is there going to be anything else in the news?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I can't stand it.
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Darth Ender
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So down here at the Bahamas today…. I’m really starting to hate going to courts all the time. There are more civilized ways to settle this.
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Cletus: She said she didn't want any more rabies

Mrs. Cletus: Give me back mah belly fruit!!
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