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Scott R
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Seriously? I'm going to gnaw your face off.

Jackalope, shmack-a-lope; this thing is the devil.

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Run away! Run away!
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O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that with it Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits, in Thy mercy.
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Jon Boy
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Whistled.
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Scott R
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What???

Why?

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Jon Boy
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Because your dobie offends me. And my religious beliefs. Or something.
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Scott R
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I have no control over how you interpret my words, you hypocritical, pustulent, toadie. If you're going to take offense at every little thing, I would have hoped you'd have had the good grace to let us know before you pranced onto the scene, Mr. Sissy McPantywaist.
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Jon Boy
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Is that really the best you can do? I thought you were a published author or something. I'd offer to edit your work for you, but I don't know if I can handle that much suck.
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Scott R
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You call a relatively competent command of MS-Word's autocorrect feature "editing?"
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Jon Boy
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It still trumps your relatively incompetent grasp of everything else.
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quote:
you hypocritical, pustulent, toadie
Jon Boy causes blisters and swelling?

*runs and hides from Jon Boy*

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Scott R
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quote:
It still trumps your relatively incompetent grasp of everything else.
Relative to God, you're absolutely correct.

Relative to you, I'm an immortal genius ninja wizard, riding an armored shark/bear hybrid to glory.

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I was going to dobie that thread with The Apocalypsos of Hatrack, but I was too lazy.
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What would be the functional advantage of crossing a shark with a bear and putting armor on it? Is it just the look of the thing?
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Scott R
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To defend against Slash.
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The only way to adequately protect any cross-bred combat species against the Slashmeister is to give it a hot wife. Without the hot wife, Slash always wins.
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quote:
Originally posted by TomDavidson:
What would be the functional advantage of crossing a shark with a bear and putting armor on it? Is it just the look of the thing?

You just gave me a new avatar project...
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Jon Boy
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quote:
Originally posted by Scott R:
Relative to you, I'm an immortal genius ninja wizard, riding an armored shark/bear hybrid to glory.

So in other words, you're living in a ridiculous fantasy world. Sounds about right to me.
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Scott R
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Yes, but you're so far beneath me, in order to even equate us-- in order to even begin to make the formula-- we have to step outside of the realms of possibility to the fantastical.
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Well, that's no ordinary rabbit.

Ohh.

That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!

Ahem. Couldn't help myself.

Ni.

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I need shrubbery.
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The Apocalips of Hatrack
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*giggle-snort*
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quote:
Originally posted by Scott R:
In order to even equate us-- in order to even begin to make the formula-- we have to step outside of the realms of possibility to the fantastical.

Finally, something we can agree on!
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I've been dobied...


:tear:

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quote:
Originally posted by TomDavidson:
What would be the functional advantage of crossing a shark with a bear and putting armor on it? Is it just the look of the thing?

Nerrrding.
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Scott R
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quote:
Originally posted by Jon Boy:
quote:
Originally posted by Scott R:
In order to even equate us-- in order to even begin to make the formula-- we have to step outside of the realms of possibility to the fantastical.

Finally, something we can agree on!
...and Jon Boy shows his editorial prowess by editing out the qualifying statement.

Truly. Magnificent.

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"There cannot be a God, because if there were one, I could not believe that I was not He"
Nietzche said that, but I think that it applies equally to me.

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quote:
Originally posted by Scott R:
...and Jon Boy shows his editorial prowess by editing out the qualifying statement.

Truly. Magnificent.

Thank you and goodnight!
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