quote:Originally posted by Strider: I'm so distrusting.
(Yes, well, the profile is filled out, and there isn't a Google hit.)
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Gerald, we get so many spambots that it's hard to be welcoming any more. Do tell us more about yourself so we can welcome you properly. Posts: 14017 | Registered: May 2000
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I think it's the aggressive banality of these messages along with the ubiquitous something-off-in-the-grammar/spelling part that gives such a flavor of spamosity. The titles and even profiles have to be bland in order to kinda fit in most anywhere.
I was suspicious, too, but I googled and had enough reassurance to venture a mild welcome.
Alas! Woe and weeping! My dreams are shattered, my hair is rent, and my teeth are gnashed to nubs.
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What the hell people. Why do we have to analyze if someone is a bot or not? Why can't we just WAIT and see if he posts something like ***GET YOUR VIAGRA NOW*** HONESTLY. I don't see what the concern here is, if he's a bot we'll find out in due time, and it's not worth speculating on something that doesn't matter.
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quote:Originally posted by Starsnuffer: What the hell people. Why do we have to analyze if someone is a bot or not? Why can't we just WAIT and see if he posts something like ***GET YOUR VIAGRA NOW*** HONESTLY. I don't see what the concern here is, if he's a bot we'll find out in due time, and it's not worth speculating on something that doesn't matter.
Starsnuffer, this seems to trouble you quite intensely. My sincere apologies -- I had no idea that anyone took this seriously.
Why does this sort of goofing around bother you so much, if I may ask?
Originally posted by Starsnuffer: Quote: The first few 5-year-olds need to be taken down brutally.
The mental images this created are horrifying. And the faces of the other children upon seeing those brutal take-downs are horrified.
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quote:Originally posted by Starsnuffer: ... it's not worth speculating on something that doesn't matter.
*gently
Dude ... it's the same sort of thing. It's just a joke amongst friends, just a way to pass time foolishly. Like speculating on how many 5-year-olds you could successfully take on at once. That doesn't really matter, either.
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People are goofing around? "I'm so distrusting." "I think it's the aggressive banality of these messages along with the ubiquitous something-off-in-the-grammar/spelling part that gives such a flavor of spamosity. The titles and even profiles have to be bland in order to kinda fit in most anywhere."
I'm not genuinely concerned or mad, but I think it's incredibly contrary to the general spirit of this forum to have any new member who is not a bot, which we have not proved of Zasser exactly, met with a chous of WHEW I'm so glad he's not a bot... It's as if everyone is expecting the world to be out for them, to "Stick it to them" one more time by sending another annoying spammer. It just seems like everyone cares too much and isn't willing to wait and see if he replies logically before making snide comments about how he's a bot.
Also looking back i see that some of these posts I took more seriously before could be read as sarcastic, but others seem genuinely accusatory or to have genuinely taken time to go look up if this is a recorded bot elsewhere on the internet.
That is all. I think I'm in a slightly combative mood too.
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Love, if a fella can register himself on hundreds of threads within an hour or so, then yeah, he is a bot. Or Superman (but there is no Superman! also just a joke ). No real person's feelings would have been hurt with this, other than yours, I suppose. (And I am sorry for that.)
And yes, these were all sarcastic/in-joking. I haven't really rent my hair, and my teeth are fine, and Lyrhawn isn't distraught. "Spamosity" is a made-up word that is one of those indicators of hyperbole.
It's no more a waste of time than spending a few minutes answering some 3 pages of questions about your skills in fighting 5-yr-olds (see edit above).
Different people find different things amusing, that's all. As long as it doesn't violate the TOS, that's okay -- but it's also okay for you to register your disapproving reaction, too, of course. It is likely to be just noted, given the nature of things, but it is noted.
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I agree with CT, though I'll add on the side that I don't think his concern is totally unwarranted. If I was worried about anything (I'm not, but it's not invalid), it'd be that the kind of joking in this thread could become common enough so that if a real person shows up, we might spread it to that thread without realizing it and they might have a bad reaction. And I wouldn't want to make anyone feek unwelcome.
That and I'd say there probably is bit of a difference between doing it in an intro thread and an obvious joke thread. But if it's a spam thread and not an intro thread, I guess that's moot.
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[deleted a bit relevant to a prior post, now no longer relevant]
I was careful to be quite friendly until I knew that this wasn't a real new member of the participatory sort.
We can certainly have Papa Janitor weigh in, or we can perhaps start a thread with a discussion of what is and is not appropriate in a likely spambot thread. This would seem to necessitate that those who object come up with some sort of guidelines acceptable to them: is it considered an established spambot if the same message appears on 200 other sites? 300? Or is it never okay to mention anything negative on that thread? What about a separate thread? And why would that be so different? Should we just never talk about it, ever, even if there are several on the main page?
Hatrack does seem to have an interest as a community in collective self-appraisal. It could be an interesting discussion, and starting it in a clearly-titled separate thread would make it easy for those who are uninterested to avoid it.
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Edited to add: I'm worried that this could come off as snarky. I don't mean it to do so -- really, I do find these things interesting in the details. Lyrhawn, please don't think I am irritated or blowing you off, either. I'm totally serious.
I'll go make that thread.
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Edited again to add: Ah, yes, I also would worry about the bleedover into other real newcomers. People have already experienced this, even way back. (I think Kwea almost left when he started because of this, actually.***) That's why I always cite my reasons for believing this to be a bot before I start joking around.
I don't think people will stop wondering about whether someone is real or not, even if we don't talk about it -- in fact, I think talking about why someone would be realistically convinced of bothood seems to me to be a better way to handle these floods we get now and then. But I'm willing to be convinced otherwise.
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***ah no, that was because we had several pseudonyms being registered at once, not spam. Same idea, though.
quote:Edited to add: I'm worried that this could come off as snarky. I don't mean it to do so -- really, I do find these things interesting in the details. Lyrhawn, please don't think I am irritated or blowing you off, either. I'm totally serious.
Don't worry! Sorry if my post edit is what threw you off. I changed it specifically because I was afraid my original post would appear as if I was being combative against you, so I changed it to try and make it more neutral and relevent.
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quote:Edited to add: I'm worried that this could come off as snarky. I don't mean it to do so -- really, I do find these things interesting in the details. Lyrhawn, please don't think I am irritated or blowing you off, either. I'm totally serious.
Don't worry! Sorry if my post edit is what threw you off. I changed it specifically because I was afraid my original post would appear as if I was being combative against you, so I changed it to try and make it more neutral and relevent.
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Good. I take my real friendships quite seriously. Posts: 14017 | Registered: May 2000
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quote:m not genuinely concerned or mad, but I think it's incredibly contrary to the general spirit of this forum to have any new member who is not a bot, which we have not proved of Zasser exactly, met with a chous of WHEW I'm so glad he's not a bot... It's as if everyone is expecting the world to be out for them, to "Stick it to them" one more time by sending another annoying spammer. It just seems like everyone cares too much and isn't willing to wait and see if he replies logically before making snide comments about how he's a bot.
I think there's an easier way of determining if a new poster is a bot or spam other than waiting. that being reading the content of their post. If someone comes to the Hatrack River Forum and says something along the lines of "hi, i'm new." I'm suspicious. if someone comes and says, "hi, i'm new here. I really love osc and have been reading his books for years. I stumbled across this forum and it seems like you guys have interesting conversations. just wanted to say hello", i'm not suspicious.
How did you first introduce yourself on the forums? I think my first post was a response to someone in a thread. Most people either jump right into conversation, or make an introductory post with some actual content. If I see a new poster who says a really general hello and that's all, alarm bells ring, and with just reason I think.
And the times that a legit poster posts a really brief hello thread, they usually stick around to reply afterwards.
For me the worst part is the people that get taken in by it and are legitimately excited to have a newbie on the boards. they're being duped and that's not cool. Some people give the benefit of the doubt always, and I applaud them for that. But it's like when i get one of those mass email forwards about some poor little girl dieing of cancer and how i need to forward the email to help her. the first thing i do is not forward the email, but go to snopes to check out if it's real or not. 9/10(or really 10/10) it's not.
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Also looking back i see that some of these posts I took more seriously before could be read as sarcastic, but others seem genuinely accusatory or to have genuinely taken time to go look up if this is a recorded bot elsewhere on the internet.
Wait--you see it as a bad thing for someone to google a new user's name or a key phrase in their introductory post if something about that post makes the person suspect that they're a bot? Why on earth?
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i did that exact thing but didn't find anything. I was still suspicious anyway though. Kudos to CT for more thorough searching.
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Also looking back i see that some of these posts I took more seriously before could be read as sarcastic, but others seem genuinely accusatory or to have genuinely taken time to go look up if this is a recorded bot elsewhere on the internet.
Wait--you see it as a bad thing for someone to google a new user's name or a key phrase in their introductory post if something about that post makes the person suspect that they're a bot? Why on earth?
It's not rude to google your date's name. It's only rude to tell him about it.
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I think CT's a bot! The one who smelt it dealt it, as the saying goes...
(The profile exactness, as far as it could be achieved, on the second Gerald Zasser was fantastic! 2 posts, same interests and location! Bravo!)
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