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anti_maven
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Eep, a bit late but happy VD to one and all.

Telp has wood, Blayne is a Korean commando. I leave you guys alone for five minutes and look what I miss.

Phooey. [Wink]

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ketchupqueen
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Ah, you can still get in on it. *hands anti_maven a condom* On the house.

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Telperion the Silver
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This has nothing to do with anything...
LOL
but I just heard this awesome line!

"In a world of pretty, ugly cuts to the bone!"

LOL!

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Telperion the Silver
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Mmmmmm... No lovin' for me, but I did have a great time! ahh... I love drinks.
Blayne, you're cute enough for me.... shame you don't swing my way! [Smile]

We'll have fun with the new season of BSG though.
Long live the Lords of Kobol.

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anti_maven
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*looks thoughtfully at condom* Thinks: "Mmm, over the head? Up the nose? Filled with water to be thrown out of the window?"

The possibilities are endless!

Thanks KQ, you're a sweety.

quote:
"In a world of pretty, ugly cuts to the bone!"

Ouch. That has all the makings of a splendid reposte. A shiny penny to the one who gets to use it.

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baduffer
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Telp, if only I were younger. (wistfully sighs)

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Ivygirl1937
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I dunno, I'm still waiting for a good pick-up line from some of our single straight guys. If it's good enough you even get a gold star. [Razz]

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anti_maven
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quote:
Originally posted by Ivygirl1937:
I dunno, I'm still waiting for a good pick-up line from some of our single straight guys. If it's good enough you even get a gold star.

Sorry, can't help you even if I were single. My wife had to hit me over the head with a club and drag me to her cave...

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Blayne Bradley
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quote:
Originally posted by anti_maven:
Eep, a bit late but happy VD to one and all.

Telp has wood, Blayne is a Korean commando. I leave you guys alone for five minutes and look what I miss.

Phooey.

Korean commando...?

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Telperion the Silver
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Yes Blayne, a Korean commando. Get with the program. [Wink]

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Blayne Bradley
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is that some sort of slang or...?

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Ivygirl1937
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quote:
quote:Originally posted by Ivygirl1937:
I dunno, I'm still waiting for a good pick-up line from some of our single straight guys. If it's good enough you even get a gold star. [Razz]

Sorry, can't help you even if I were single. My wife had to hit me over the head with a club and drag me to her cave...

I don't know, I'm about ready to start trying that. It seems to be more effective. There seems to be a shortage of clubs and caves in my area, though. [Razz]

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Ivygirl1937
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Oh, and Blayne, they're referring to your jacket. Having the jacket automatically makes you a commando.

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BlackBlade
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I've never heard of a guy doing commando in his attire.

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The Pixiest
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quote:
Originally posted by Ivygirl1937:
I dunno, I'm still waiting for a good pick-up line from some of our single straight guys. If it's good enough you even get a gold star.

It took more than a pick up line for me to lose my Gold Star.

Pix

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Ivygirl1937
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Eh well, I have plenty to spare...and I really have no fear of having to give one away at this point. [Razz]

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Lyrhawn
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quote:
Originally posted by Ivygirl1937:
Oh, and Blayne, they're referring to your jacket. Having the jacket automatically makes you a commando.

And depending on what's on underneath the jacket, you could also be going commando.

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The Pixiest
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quote:
Originally posted by Ivygirl1937:
Eh well, I have plenty to spare...and I really have no fear of having to give one away at this point.

You only get one Gold Star...

From Urban Dictionary:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gold+star (warning language)

quote:

2. gold star 53 up, 10 down

A lesbian who only has had sexual intercourse with ladies.
Few gold star´s out there, so if you see one, grab her and run!.

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ketchupqueen
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quote:
Originally posted by BlackBlade:
I've never heard of a guy doing commando in his attire.

Well, of course you've never heard of it. That's what the "don't ask, don't tell" policy is all about.

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Ivygirl1937
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That's not the gold stars I'm talking about.
The gold star stickers you get in kindergarten. [Big Grin]

They are the greatest.

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Telperion the Silver
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Mmmm... stars...

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anti_maven
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Oh lordy.

Pixiest, you've made me blush [Wink]

If I you got a gold star in my primary school, you were called out during assembly on Fridays and applauded. My headmaster had the fond hope that one day the whole school would be so honoured. Sadly for him we were a slack-bladdered bunch of reprobates and ne'er-do-wells. It's a tough break. [Wink]

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Nighthawk
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"Gold star"... Hmm... Amazing what you learn around here.

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Ivygirl1937
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True that! I sometimes learn more than I ever wanted to.

Actually, my primary school was lame and we didn't get gold stars or anything if we did a good job. We were lucky if the teachers put a smiley face on the papers. Oh, how horrible and tragically difficult it was. [Wink]

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adfectio
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I think my stars were mostly silver.... or red or green. I rarely got actual gold stars. I wonder if they (my teachers) just bought combo packs, or whether they were trying to tell me something about my fidgety behavior.....

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ketchupqueen
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Most of my teachers either had "award stickers"-- little tiny stickers that either had hearts, smileys, and other simple designs, or "good work" and similar legends printed on them-- or a smiley-face stamp.

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anti_maven
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The aforementioned gold stars were earned by having 3 ordinary stars. With three stars you could go to the Headmasters office and claim your gold star.

Things were simple then. I wonder if I couldimplement the same process at work - I suspect gold stars would be few and far between...

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