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"This is where the fish lives" "This is where my *tongue* lives" "Goodnight Fish" "goodnight kids!"
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(The credits read: "Based on DC Comics") Mike Nelson: Hey don't go blaming DC Comics for this! This is your screw-up! (Batman and Robin watch the Batmobile rise from its platform) Kevin Murphy: (as Batman) Sorry we didn't get there in time to prevent the murder of thousands, Commissioner Gordon - we were waiting for the car to spiral slowly out of the floor! (Batman first appears in close-up) Bill Corbett: (as George Clooney) I'm George Clooney and I'm...sorry.
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Jack Palance (playing some kinda' freakin' wizard: "I did because you can no longer be trusted. Because you're raving and ranting like a ***** in heat!"
Tom Servo (agape): "WHOA! Jack, you are way off script!"
"Knew you father I did."
"Dear space diary: He talked to me again! More later."
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"Mmmm. The sugar and fat help dull my emotions!"
"Oh, take me, you savage Mouseketeer!"
"No! This is Goose-io, the beloved folk hero and TV star of Malta! Goose-io was send up here as a good will ambassador! He teaches children lessons about *love* and *sharing* and *hygiene* and... (croaks) and you *killed* him!"
"I just really miss Toblerone."
"Hey Mom, Hey Dad! Big Stupid is teaching me how to live on the wrong side of the tracks!"
"So, I told Gary that I was *going* on this vacation. So he goes, "Well, then, I'm going hunting with Jeff next weekend." Well, that's when we were at knives. And Gary sang 'Fernando,' and then Gary--oh, he sang so good--Oh, you should meet Jeff some time. Do you like Barry Manilow songs? I know the farmers need rain, but when it's damp like this, my hair just explodes--just ex-*plo*-des! Ooo, ooo...feeling kinda gassy--McNuggets, you know, they make me so gassy--all that grease and all. It really helps if you drink eight to ten glasses of water a day. Did you know that? Sometimes I drink five, sometimes I drink nine just to make up for the other three I didn't drink. Coffee and diet drinks don't count either. You know, this is pretty country, isn't it? You know, it's really kind of a blessing in disguise that I didn't get accepted to college. You know, I'm going to have to revise my 20-year plan, but--oh, did I tell you about my 20-year plan? Okay, well, okay, listen here--in year one, this is the year when I'm going to take off those extra seven pounds--you know, that's equal to seven pounds of butter, so it's like I'm *wearing* seven pounds of butter! Uh...oh, where was I? Oh, oh, yeah. So my aunt and uncle here, they celebrated their 20th anniversary, and my uncle wanted to sing 'Sunrise, Sunset'--he wanted *me* to sing that, and I haven't sung that since Cindy's wedding, and, well, she never thanked me for that, well, I'm still--she's probably really busy and all..."
"Shaving your dad? Kinda -weird-, isn't it?"
"Eh, there's a man who never ate a vegetable in his life."
"I'll see you later. My face needs a rest."
"Peter Graves. The underrated, underpaid incredibly handsome host of "Biography," tonight on "Biography."
"Butt-Woman, everyone!"
"Your Coatimundi look will inspire fear in the superstitious criminal mind."
"Rock climbing, Joel. ROCK CLIMBING..."
"Mike, why don't you just admit that you're uncomfortable with thinking of Crow as a sexual being?"
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