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I usually don't like bumper stickers, however I saw one today while driving that made me burst open in loud laughter. It read "I know your kid is an honor student, but your still an idiot." I have no idea if it was supposed to be ironic or not, or even if the driver knew, but it's funny in either situation.
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I think he might just agree with George Carlin's expressed views on the merit of bumper stickers proclaiming the scholastic exploits of the car-owner's children.
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my favorite bumper sticker has a picture with a bear holding a gun and it says i reserve the right to arm bears.
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I saw a car that summed up California in a hand full of catch phrases.
The car was decorated with a variety of animal rights, environmental, anti war and obama stickers. The last one, of course, was "Nudity is not a crime."
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I saw one the other day, "If you're going to ride my _ _ _, at least pull my hair" (fill in the blank)
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quote:Originally posted by mr_porteiro_head: I thought that error was the point of the bumper sticker.
Oh, OK, I don't know who George Carlin is so I didn't know how to interpret your post.
My post had nothing to do with Carlin.
I assumed that the typo in the bumper sticker was pseudo-ironic, with the person supposedly mocking honor students and their parents not spelling properly.
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quote:Originally posted by MEC: Oh, OK, I don't know who George Carlin is
Really? That's interesting. Here's the wikipedia article on him.
In terms of bumper stickers, I think my favorite is probably one that a friend of mine used to have that said "I don't love you anymore since you ate my dog."
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I really want a bumper sticker that says something like "My car is crappier than yours, so get the heck off my tail." Or "My car is worth less than yours, tailgate at your own risk." Or "This vehicle makes frequent stops into tailgaters."
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my brother didn't think it was nearly as funny as I did Thankfully he's moved past that point in his life.
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I had one that I used when I was a Bandsman in the Air Force, that said "Flying Saucers are real, The Air Force dosen't exist!" After a week or so, the AP at the gate made me take it off.
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I used to have two bumper stickers on my car, one that said "C code. C code run. Run, code, run! (Please?)" and one that said "Ladies' Anarchist Sewing Circle and Terrorist Society." I think the two of those taken together were very "me."
And Nick, I love that one! Posts: 957 | Registered: Aug 2002
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quote:Originally posted by Raia: I have a bumper sticker that says "Republicans for Voldemort."
I get a LOT of comments on that one.
Oh! I get it! It's because USUALLY it's democrats for You-Know-Who. That's why you have to specify you're a republican. Sorta like Jews for Jesus, huh?
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Although, many Republicans do come up to me to ask what kind of a platform this Voldemort has, as they haven't heard of him and would love to support the new candidate. Posts: 7877 | Registered: Feb 2003
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Being the bad guy is not an exclusive republican trait. Both parties can DIAF as far as I care.
I really doubt, unless they're the whacko religious type, that anyone doesn't know who Voldemort is.
A better, more obscure bumpersticker might be "Democrats for Stillson" That would have the additional advantage of actually being a (fictional) politician.
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Ok, I don't want to get into a political debate. I was just mentioning the bumper sticker I thought was funny.
And seriously, some people had no idea. You'd be surprised what kind of people live out here in the boonies.
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"Republicans for Voldemort" "Democrats for Delores Umbridge" "Rita Skeeter writes for the New York Times" "Rita Skeeter--Fox's Number 1 Political Correspondent"
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quote:Originally posted by Raia: Or... because Voldemort is the bad guy?
Although, many Republicans do come up to me to ask what kind of a platform this Voldemort has, as they haven't heard of him and would love to support the new candidate.
Voldemort is the only hope of killing Harry Potter, that Satan-worshipping witch that's poisoning the minds of our children and sending millions to Hell.
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