I am Major General Smith Ruben of the United Nations Military Account Unit.
This is to inform you that the payment of the compensation of your ward who died in active service in the on going War in Iraq have been approved for payment to you as the Next of Kin to the deseased.
For the purpose of clarification and processing, you are advised to reconfirm your Full Names, Direct Telephone Numbers and Address so that there will be no error during the process of the transfer of the fund to you in your Bank Account through our correspondence bank in London(Barclays Bank Plc,London).
You should contact this office immediately with this E-mail address un_militaryaccount.unit@live.com with your informations for reconfirmation and cross checking with the ones that we have with us here in our office.
Your quick response will be highly appreciated.
Yours In Service,
Major General Smith Ruben. Director(U.N Military Account Unit)
I didn't even get to know his name!
And more disturbingly? Someone stole my sperm sometime in the past 5 years and are raising an army of cloned supersoldiers to fight terrorists!
As the original DNA host I think its my time to start taking ass and kicking names.
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While this is interesting, the thread title was like a kick in the stomach. Would you mind changing it, please? It's not the sort of thing that fits to a joke.
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Setting aside the dark horribleness of this email because it is obvious and needs not to be discussed, it's actually quite amusing that the UN has an @live address.
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