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Puffy Treat
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I have yet to read the book or see the film.

I get the feeling I don't need to, now. [Smile]

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Goody Scrivener
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That's hysterical!!
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Corwin
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[Big Grin]
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quote:
Originally posted by Puffy Treat:
I have yet to read the book or see the film.

I get the feeling I don't need to, now. [Smile]

Same here.
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Raia
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Change "Powder" to "Spidermonkey," and you've got yourself a hit.
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rivka
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quote:
Those are the Cullens. They avoid direct sunlight, they don't eat food, they sleep in coffins in a graveyard, and holy water burns them. I think they're Canadians.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
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That was funny!
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lol
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Sachiko
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I think that made my day.
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[ROFL]

I picked up the book and glanced at it the last time I was at the bookstore. I rolled my eyes so much in the course of my 45 second perusal I decided to skip it, not as if I was really tempted to read it, lest my optic nerves detach and I lose my vision.

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Carrie
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The part that made me actually laugh out loud:

quote:
EDWARD: You know what vampires love? Baseball!
BELLA: Really?
EDWARD: Sure! Haven't you ever heard of vampire bats?

(Crickets.)

[ROFL]
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OMG. Hilarious.
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Amanecer
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That was great! Thanks for sharing.
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Christine
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Wow. That had me in fits. They really should have gone with that script...definitely better than the book! [Smile]
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plaid
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Eric Snider and Molly Ringwraith should have a kid. And name him "Super Awesome."
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I dunno. "Super Snider" is a bit too alliterative for me.
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rivka
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Yes, but Super Awesome Snider would lead to an obvious nickname.
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It is not great literature, but I didn't think it was THAT bad. I read it because both of my daughters wanted to.

She did mention Edwards chest too much. Is that really a turn on for women?

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No, she's a fetishist.
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