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For my brother's Christmas gift I am putting together a package so he can survive those first few dating experiences.
Any ideas?
So far it will be titled with...
"All boys are after only one thing.... ...surviving meeting their girl's father."
He has several pocket knives. I'm going to give him a sharpening stone.
Perhaps a fake book cover called, "Beginners Guide to Gelding" so that when he boy comes to pick up my niece, he can sit by the fire, sharpening his knife, and just leave the book there for the boy to see.
I have a questionaire for him to pass out to the boys--"Name, Address, Burial Preference, If you suddenly disappeared-who if anyone would come looking for you.."
But I need a couple more solid things to put in the kit.
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I think there should actually be a guide for parents entitled 'how not to be a complete schmuck and weirdo when your kid starts dating'
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Am I really as braindead as I feel, or wasn't this thread posted a month or two ago with very similar results?
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My dad would give my sisters a quarter and say, "if this yahoo tries anything, use this quarter to call me." Then he would turn to the guy and say, "if she spends that quarter, you will disappear."
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quote:Originally posted by brojack17: My dad would give my sisters a quarter and say, "if this yahoo tries anything, use this quarter to call me." Then he would turn to the guy and say, "if she spends that quarter, you will disappear."