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This thread shall not be long, This thread shall not bend, It shall not be worthy of song, It shall now end.
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We are not dead yet, though we neither dance nor sing. This thread will let, for I am the Bing.
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This thread simply leaves me aghast But posting in it is a blast It'll be fun to see If this one will be A contributing post, or the last.
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A three letter post is a shame Can't you find something less lame? Rondel or haiku Or a sonnet would do Come on, keep your head in the game!
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There once was a man from old Hatrack Who won the Poem thread, now please keep track The winner was me As you all can see So don't write any more or I'll be back.
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Roses may be red and violets are definitely blue, but your poem leaves me with dread That it would be this thread's adieu.
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Kittens don't interest me If this thread is not to die We'll have to change our discussion To one of ghost chickens in the skyPosts: 3295 | Registered: Jun 2004
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Grandmas once sucked eggs No one needed to teach them Easy to get from chickens Harder, when dinosaurs laid them
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I guess I am the ender not only of this thread but also of the riddle of the chicken or the egg.
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Unless your name is Wiggin, an Ender you are not And anyway I've posted in the very last spot.
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I ain't to good at rhyming Much proof lies in the past But thanks to my great timing This post will be the last.
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We've found that threads can end. It surely won't be me. Who will write the post that exceeds this thread's capacity.
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How did you find my limits end, Just short of writing little? Will this thread yet round the bend? Surpass the worth of spittle?
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with fecund yarn weave with its twisted threads a gnarly tale conceived to take the mind around the bend
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The gnarly tale construed, by those who cannot hear. A seat tacky as glued, someone get them a beer.
A tale without end, no doubt, make those without ear, to shout. Flustered, they move, chair stuck in a grove, and beer in the fridge is all out.
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This thread nearly died. Victory was nearly Oshki's. Had that been, I'd have cried. So I'm resurrecting this thread rightly.
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Rail, rail now against the thread that is known by "Last Poem", Lash out and deny it's fearful lyricism, it's structures Denying, by the last breath that flows from our mouths, denied Into the depths of cold, fearful, cyberspace plunged
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I am America with letters all around, I hope the rules fall like rain Smashing upon the negro colored street Remembering that I've forgotten The letters were never there at all.
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To be last, or not to be last: that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous poems, Or to take arms against a sea of posts, And by opposing end them? Now die, now sleep!
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Like braggart dogs remiss to silence Or gossips loath to hold peace Sometimes the very worst violence Are when words will not cease.
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There was a second there When I was falling And you were falling When I thought “I could get used to this” Then the ground knocked Some sense into me.
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What little ditty could ever suffice to serve as a terminus rather than splice the ditties above and the ditties below? It may not be for ye scribblers to know.
Behooveth it not ye to expect to fail? Why should "I'm last!" forever ye rail? Accept that your rimes shall be merged and their terminal import be purged.
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My feeble attempt to stay on the first page Has almost all but faded And yet if this is not the end I truly will be jaded.
For I have seen a vision true Of this poem being the last Therefor this post is closed to you Unlocked, but holding fast.
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Can I do aught but respond, To your ill concealed ploy? Thoughts another post have spawned Don't even try to act coy For if I allow You'll trick me some how And this thread will fail, Your filth on its' tail.
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To see the outcome of this thread, I built a time machine And saw my post that struck it dead In 2017.
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Some day Ages and ages hence When the sun is old And the universe has wound down to a wobble The words "Last Post!" will be typed For truly the last time And the last user On the last Internet terminal Will log out of Hatrack And the lights will go out And all will be silent.
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