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I had to stay at a hotel last week so turned on HBO to see what was new. I don't get HBO at home. Heck, I don't get TV at home.
Anyway HBO was playing some Shakespeare play--set in Japan just after the opening of its ports to Westerners. A group of Western business men and their families are eating dinner when they are attacked by Ninjas and the story progresses from there.
And I thought--man, what a waste of Ninjas.
What's next? Zombies? "Alas poor Yorick. I knew him well Horatio. What say you Yorick?" "Braaaaaiiiinns."
But as I thought about it the more I thought that, had their been Ninja in Europe at that time--how different those plays would have been.
Hamlet: To be or not to be... [Shurken--thack, thwack, thwack.] I die.
Juliette: Romeo, oh Romeo. Where for art thou Romeal. Romeo-stepping out of the Shadows: Behind you.
Henry V: ....Upon St. Crispin's Day. Now, my friends, into the breach. Attendant: Halt, my liege. The French--they are all--dead sir. Henry V: Dead? How so. Attendant: Know I not my lord, but the field is full of thy French corpses Henry V: Falstaff!!!! Falstaff!! What have thee done? Falstaff: One moment my lord. There are bills that even I fear to not pay.(turns to Ninja Master) Let us see Master No-Name, that is 25,000 dead Frenchmen at 2 guineas each... Master NoName: Hai!
Puck: I die, behold what archers these mortals be. Lady Titania: No more shall thee tempt me with Oberon's vial potions of lust little fey. No, lord No-Name, that is one impish puck at 2 guineas each... Master No-Name: Hai!
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But it's classical literature and think adding zombies to it is approximately as silly as adding ninjas to Shakespeare.
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"First we must kill all the Lawyers. Contact the Ninja right away."
Ceasar:
Ceasar: "Et Tu Brutae?" Brutus: "Wasn't me. It was....a Ninja!"
"Friend's, Ninja, Swordsmen--cut off their ears."
"We have come to praise Caesar, not to shuriken him."
Othello:
Othello: First I put out the light, then I (thwack, thwack, thwack) I die. Desdomona: Thanks guys, lets see, that's one dead husband at 2 guineas each....
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I'm pretty sure Shakespeare didn't write a play in Japan. Unless your talking of a Shakespearianesque play done in his style then sure, just wanted to clear this up.
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quote:Originally posted by Blayne Bradley: I'm pretty sure Shakespeare didn't write a play in Japan. Unless your talking of a Shakespearianesque play done in his style then sure, just wanted to clear this up.
I think Darth_Mauve is referring to As You Like It which is in fact a Shakespeare play that has been reset in Japan.
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Ninjas are in every Shakespeare play. You just don't hear about them because nobody can SEE them...
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Oh, thank you for that laugh. It was much needed.
