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Xavier
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You are never more than 6 feet from a spider at any time during your entire life...
So when I went skydiving and was in free-fall, where was the spider?
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quote:
Originally posted by Blayne Bradley:
You are never more than 6 feet from a spider at any time during your entire life.

When I scuba dive and I am 30 meters under the surface of the ocean, I am reasonably certain that I am beyond six feet of any spiders.
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Even water spiders hrrrm?

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So when I went skydiving and was in free-fall, where was the spider?
Hijacking your backpack for a free trip.
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BlackBlade
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Blayne: Yes, even water spiders.
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Glenn Arnold
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Blayne: Change "never" to "rarely."

Everybody happy?

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Blackblade, crabs are sort of like spiders of the sea (except not really.) So maybe Blayne is counting them.
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Originally posted by Glenn Arnold:
Blayne: Change "never" to "rarely."

Everybody happy?

naw I'm pretty sure my workplace has me more than six feet from a spider frequently.

really, both statements are completely untrue.

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really, both statements are completely untrue.
Well, the "eating spiders" statement seems like a wannabe piling on statement, so I'm ok with rejecting that. And I'm perfectly ok with rejecting an absolute statement such as "you're NEVER more than 6 feet from a spider."

And I'm also perfectly ok with rejecting an absolute statement such as "both statements are COMPLETELY untrue," especially if "never" has been changed to "rarely."

There really are a lot of spiders out there, and if you know where to look, most of the time you can find some within 6 feet of where you are, in normally habitable space.

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quote:
Originally posted by Blayne Bradley:
you are also likely to consume during your sleep an average of 11 spiders each year.

Snopes is your friend.
See also.

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quote:
Originally posted by Dan_Frank:
Blackblade, crabs are sort of like spiders of the sea (except not really.) So maybe Blayne is counting them.

Naw, crabs aren't even in the same league as spiders.
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They're scarrier.
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Yep. Those claws, they are dangerous.
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quote:
Originally posted by scifibum:
Yep. Those claws, they are dangerous.

Crabs have the courtesy to mostly stay by water, don't grow multiple eyes, don't jump, don't grow hair, and are not poisonous.

If I have to accept a little pinching to avoid all that, that's an easy trade.

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quote:
Originally posted by BlackBlade:
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Originally posted by scifibum:
Yep. Those claws, they are dangerous.

Crabs have the courtesy to mostly stay by water, don't grow multiple eyes, don't jump, don't grow hair, and are not poisonous.

If I have to accept a little pinching to avoid all that, that's an easy trade.

Don't grow hair, you say?
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