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Have any of you heard of this Anon guy? A lot of people attribute great quotes to Ben Franklin or that guy from the oatmeal container, but I think that Anon is the greatest writer ever. He even makes Ambrose Bierce look square. Check it out:
Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold -- but so does a hard-boiled egg. -- Anon
Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever. -- Anon
The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'. -- Anon
He who dies with the most toys is, nonetheless, still dead. -- Anon
Those who dance are thought mad by those who do not hear the music. -- Anon
The human mind is like a TV set. When it goes blank, it's a good idea to turn off the sound. -- Anon
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. -- Anon
Power (n): The only narcotic regulated by the SEC instead of the FDA. -- Anon
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