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The White Whale
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Beware for spoilers, I guess.

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#5: How would YOU have wanted Firefly to end?

Well, I wouldn't have, now would I? But in my perfect imagination, it ends a little something like this: Nine glorious seasons later, Kaylee and Simon have had several beautiful brunette babies, a couple of which have turned out to be crazy geniuses like their Auntie River (Firefly: the Next Generation?), and one who mysteriously looks a lot like Matthew Fox, who became a regular cast member in season six. River has finally found her marbles and is now captaining her own ship with her loyal second-in-command, Jayne, who claims that River is the best captain he's ever known. Saffron is now their mercenary, and Jayne's lover. And because this is the future and vast discoveries have been made in the world of medicine, Jayne is pregnant with their first child. Inara and Mal finally profess their undying love for each other while Inara is, well, dying in his arms (something gruesome, lotsa blood), and Mal finally realizes that life is short. And promptly confesses his (other) undying love to Zoe. And she promptly punches him in the face.

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[ September 16, 2010, 11:16 PM: Message edited by: The White Whale ]

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AchillesHeel
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XKCD was right, Jewel Staite is an actual genius.
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The Pixiest
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Ya know, they got a trillion dollars in stimulus money they're just pissing away.. why don't they give some of it to Joss to make more Firefly?
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James Tiberius Kirk
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Has she been reading fanfiction?

--j_k

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Nighthawk
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I am boycotting this thread because you spelled her name wrong.
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quote:
Originally posted by The Pixiest:
Ya know, they got a trillion dollars in stimulus money they're just pissing away.. why don't they give some of it to Joss to make more Firefly?

Okay, first of all the stimulus has been incredibly important in...you know what, nevermind, I'm down.
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The White Whale
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quote:
Originally posted by Nighthawk:
I am boycotting this thread because you spelled her name wrong.

I hang my head in shame.
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*LOVE*

She gets extra LOLs for the Jayne Mpreg and Zoe punching Mal in the face. That's just too funny. Never really seen the appeal of Matthew Fox, though.

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