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misanthrop
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I never changed my IP. I wasn't the person I was accused of being that was banned before me, nor were those accused of being me after I was banned. I tried to return honestly. The difference between you and me, you defend your circle jerk, I want to be challenged. It's unfortunate that you are unwilling to engage a different opinion.


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- posted 08-11-2013 01:46 Profile for JanitorBlade Email JanitorBlade Edit/Delete Post malanthrop: I have not given you any indication that your previous forum ban has changed. Please stop changing your IP address, and posting here. Posts: 339 | Registered: Jun 2010 | IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator

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Samprimary
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will you shut up and go away
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Samprimary
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I mean, as entertaining as it would be to have you come back and continue being a jerk in your own interminably scattershot, mentally hazy, incuriously clueless way, I don't hate Hatrack and Hatrack doesn't deserve you, or your half-cocked sanctimonious needs
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thanks in advance, say hi to the jamaican neighbors for me, tell us sometime about how you're really awesome at running completely unsecured networks for the US military on foreign soil, then lecture us about how good we got it and how miniscule our experiences are, cheers
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Samprimary
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*kickflips out the window while drinking several colors of mountain dew*
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misanthrop
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Janitor,

I'm a DoD IT contractor but that has nothing to do with you thinking I'm "changing my IP". Normal internet users have dynamic globally addressed IP addresses. Meaning, the ISP randomly assigns an available external address. Ever wonder why every where you lived you're 192.168.1.xxx? You're a fool if you didn't realize why this is so. I'm not changing my IP because I have no control over the IP you see. Even the external address you do see changes, a business has to pay extra to keep a static address.

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Samp remembering my Jamaican Neighbors and my best friend that happens to be half black and mexican. I'll really blow your mind because my wife's best friend (since you care) is black and she asked us to be God parents for the stereotypically absent father. Of course, we're racists. I love those kids. I swore to raise Deshawn and Jordan as my own, my best friend is half black, my neighbors are Jamaican and none of this proves I'm a racist. I can't prove a negative because people like you consider people like Allen West, to be house niggers. You cannot comprehend that I am close to hard working people with a high melanin content.
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my favorite color is the translucent grey-white one that kind of looks like you're drinking a ghost. whoaa-a-a-a. who would drink a ghost? Like every other color of mountain dew, it tastes of chemical flavoring and shame.
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malanthrop literally just posted "I can't prove a negative because people like you consider people like Allen West, to be house niggers." while engaging in minority tokendom and 'i have black friends' as a counterargument to his long history of being a racist on this forum

this literally just happened, malanthrop is still malanthrop

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"you can't comprehend that i work close to brown and black people. checkmate, i am not a racist."

- malanthrop, 2013

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i take it back, I think my favorite color is actually that weird briny blue mountain dew. it's like someone throttled a squid in there. why am i drinking this stuff? why is this a thing where like the soda makers are attempting purposefully to expand a soda into every color not found in nature. is it killing me? i just don't understand why i drink it
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i'm FAIRLY CERTAIN that there was a mountain dew that was an even more outrageous color. i think it was like drinking one of those orange vests people wear so cars can see them easier and ostensibly not run over them as much. My intestines were probably very reflective for a while after that.

what would they even call that, was it like 'mountain dew extreme traffic xone'

did they take it off the market because nobody drank it, or because it killed its hosts?

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No but seriously I am so sincerely happy that this guy is not allowed back to post, I really am, there is not a hint of sarcasm or flippantness in that, I'm incredibly sincere when I say that I don't want that because I don't hate this forum
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Samp you are simple minded. You cannot accept the fact that the smallest minority on the earth is the individual. I embrace the individual, you look at the surface of the individual with expectations.
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'it was you who was the racist all along!' says Malanthrop, the guy who defends the confederate flag as just about states' rights, called blacks lazy and homophobic as a group, and said that he doesn't trust 'inter-racial testimony' because he doesn't trust a black person to be able to correctly identify white people as perpetrators of crimes

not even making any of those up

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someday there will be green mountain dew, and they will pull a major fakeout and sell it in yellow bottles

'but i thought mountain dew was green' they'll say

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quote:
Many women have woken up in the morning, felt the remnants of sexual activity with no memory of consensual sex. Lacking memory "evidence" of consent, they accuse rape. A woman in the midst of a drunken blackout might be the best sex a man ever has. Passed out is rape. Blackout is not passed out. I'm sure there are many men serving time for this. You can't prove consent if the willing participant can't remember. I've been told of fights I engaged in that I couldn't remember. Having a black eye doesn't prove you were jumped.
- Mal "you can't comprehend i also occasionally work with females, checkmate, etc" anthrop
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i think the issue is that i'm just projecting (and that the report post button doesn't work for me for some reason idk) i'm expressing my deep and heartfelt shame at myself for drinking caffeine in the evening and bouncing off the walls and it's three in the morning and why why did i do this to myself
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Samprimary
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i really don't understand duck dynasty mania

some things really come out of left field and i just never saw them coming, and this is coming from someone who actually made a 'so doge' picture recently

i mean, duck dynasty, really

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I vaguely know it has something to do with weird beards and shooting stuff, but I've never actually seen the show. I may have noticed some branded merchandise somewhere.
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it's about this be-bearded family that became spazillionaires because they made the Duck Commander call and turned it into a giant business, and now they're a reality tv show and there's duck dynasty merchandise everywhere, springing up faster than Hannah Montana stuff did
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Why not just ignore his obviously attention-seeking attempts to spark a flame war, or merely respond with kindness?

If you return ignorance with kindness, then can you lose?

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Jeff C.
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Who is this person?
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Oh, Jeff. You really don't want to know.

BTW Sam, really enjoying the over-caffinated stream of consciousness. Keep up the good work!

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Why do I always miss things like this until after they are over. [Frown]
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quote:
Originally posted by Samprimary:
i'm FAIRLY CERTAIN that there was a mountain dew that was an even more outrageous color. i think it was like drinking one of those orange vests people wear so cars can see them easier and ostensibly not run over them as much. My intestines were probably very reflective for a while after that.

what would they even call that, was it like 'mountain dew extreme traffic xone'

did they take it off the market because nobody drank it, or because it killed its hosts?

It was called "Livewire". They bring it back seasonally. I'm convinced that it has long-term effects. If they ration it out, they think people won't notice.

Little do they know, I have a stockpile. Bwahahaha.

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quote:
Originally posted by Reticulum:
If you return ignorance with kindness, then can you lose?

Yes. That's exactly the story of Malanthrop as a poster here. Like I know you're off on some catatonic spiritual timecube mindbender these days, but you just legitimately stumbled onto the long dark and terrible lesson of his tenure.
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