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We've carefully reviewed your work, and after a round of taste tests, the chefs, Rycke, Miss Constant and Miss Miranda have agreed your dish was delicious! We are a very finicky crowd--but you've made it in! Congratulations!
----------------------------------- You dish will be served in Menu #3! Issue #3 Volume 1 December 2009/January 2010 -----------------------------------
Dear Mark Wolf,
Well, once again, Mr. Wolf, your writing has failed to show a lack of story-telling ability and even less bad form. I’m afraid I’ve no choice but to publish your short story, Earl and the Rod of Thoth, in our third edition. Here I was, all geared up to rain down scathing criticism on some hapless sucker, and you had to go and come up with something clever. Great.