I mean it! Positively inhuman! How is a guy supposed to sleep!?

I was at a party, you know, chattin' up a girl. The party ends, I go to my room. To bed, you know. And this awful banging.
Its the lady. Banging, banging, banging--on my bedroom door, for forty-five minutes straight, begging, pleading. It was sad, really. I have this effect on women, you see.

Well, finally I had had enough, you know. And I let her out.

[edited 'cause I misread the post before I posted.]