How old are you?
I am 35 years old.
What Year is it?
2008. You can look at a calendar. I am assuming you arent blind, you are on the internet
What is your favorite food?
Most likely Beef. Any kind. I dont eat fast food though. Call me a purest, but I have seen what it does to your innards.
Do you have any siblings?
I had a sister
What's your favorite television show? Why?
I dont watch television
Who's your favorite actor? Singer?
Again with the lack of television, however I do enjoy a bit of Enya. Soothing
What's your favorite sport? Athlete?
I am not big into sports. Though I enjoy archery, I find little time to perform.
Who's you favorite writer? Why?
Vladimir Nabokov. He calms my over active mind, or can bring out my insanity more
What's your favorite story? Why?
Macbeth. Eventually everyone perishes by the hand of another. just like in life
Are you constantly primping yourself?
I am immaculate, though I do not primp.
What's your favorite vacation spot?
...I havent vacationed since I was small. I dont know.
Ever think maybe a Coroner might be a better job for you? Plenty of corpes, no malpractice suits.
Ah, but I can not see the workings of a human with a corner's job. The heart is not beating
Are you prejudiced? Chauvinist?
No. Anyone will do. As long as there is something to fix, or stop.
What was your father's name? Your mother's?
My mother's name was Roisin. Pronounced Row-sheen. My father's...was William.
Where is your mother? How does that make you feel?
I dont know. I have long since stopped caring.
Do you only smoke cigarettes? Cigars? Cloves? Pipes? Illegal substances?
I prefer cigarettes. The nicotine gives me more of a high than anything illegal I have tried.
Do you drink alcoholic beverages? Socially? Heavily? Rarely?
I drink wine, on occasion. And hard cider.
Do you frequent parties? Clubs? Pubs?
I attend hospital functions and have been known to drop by a back water pub in town
Do you keep your hair long, short or shaved? Why?
My hair is long enough to be stylable but short enough to be masculine
Do you like your hometown? Do you live there? If not, why?
I live in Dublin. It is home and always has been.
How many vehicles do you have? What are they? Which is your favorite? Why?
I have one car, a small Yaris, though I want a 2003 Jaguar XKR. It is sleek and efficient. Fast and shady.
Did you play sports in school? Why?
Do you play an instrument? If so, which? If not, why? Are you bitter about it?
No. I distaste the feel of wood on my skin and metal in my mouth