quote:Originally posted by Von: Maybe the world would be a better place if YOU went out and got cramps and died you loser hole!
As a matter of fact I nearly did die from cramps the other day. And let me tell you, they were way worse than the get-out-of-bed-too-early kind.
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Oh yeah!? Well, I DID die from cramps yesterday! And I'm writing this from beyond the grave cause I am so mad at all of you jerks! So THERE!
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Guess What? you suck, you all suck. republicans suck, george bush sucks, dick cheney is old and has a bad heart. i hate you god-diddly-darn right wingers so much i propose ThisPosts: 31 | Registered: Jun 2005
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quote:Originally posted by The New Revolution: Guess What? you suck, you all suck. republicans suck, george bush sucks, dick cheney is old and has a bad heart. i hate you god-diddly-darn right wingers so much i propose This
That would be easy enough. I'll even spell it out in a nice step by step process that I like to call "How to Turn America Into Canada":
1. Repeal the amendment that deals with the right to bear arms (I'm Canadian, I'm allowed to not remember which one it is, so Nyah!)
2. Cut all military funding across the board until your submarine fleet is outclassed by Seaworld.
3. (semi)Free healthcare for everybody.
4. Move all sports teams south of the border until there are a maximum of 3 teams left in each major sport in the entire country.
5. Brain altering drugs and surgery for everybody until the national demeanor undergoes a change equivalent to going from the "type-A personality super-jock" to "that quiet guy that everybody knows but nobody really pays much attention to"
6. $1 and $2 coins. Just so you can have the satisfaction of reaching into your pocket full of change and saying "Holy ****! I've got $15 in change here"
7. President -> Prime Minister, Vice President -> /dev/null
8. Number of political parties = X, where X is any number greater than 2 (for example, if the current situation is any sign, 5 might be a pretty good place to start).
9. Prime Minister = Head of party with most seats in government.
I was going to stop at 3, but that's when the ideas came... so... umm... in keeping with the nature of this thread: Posts: 70 | Registered: May 2005
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quote:Originally posted by Treason: You got something against Ned Flanders? You wanna take this outside?
Ned Flanders is, sorry to tell you this, not real. Therefore it is okay for him to be a wimp and use pathetic insults. When you use pathetic insults it's just sad.
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I wish we had one and two dollar coins. America used to have primarily coined money. I wish we had 1, 2 and 5 dollar coins. Just so long as they all don't look like quarters.
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STOP THE DAMNED LOVE AFFAIR WITH THE LETTER Z, WHICH - MIND YOU - IS CALLED "ZED", NOT "ZEE"!!! AND CUT OUT THE JAP SPEECH.
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Zed is the creapy guy that lives under the school, not a letter of the alphabet. Zee, you foppish empire builder, it's pronouced zee.
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What's the point of saying, "So there" anyway? It's not really a strong way to end an argument.
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Only when you use a cheap visual emphasis like bolding it. Any phrase is strong then. Monkey hair!Posts: 973 | Registered: Apr 2005
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"baboon nostal"? If you're trying to insult me, at least proofread your insult before you post it.
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you probably think the French invented french fries, and arent aliens! Watch Kung Pow! IT SPEAKS THE TRUTH!
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Oh yeah? It's just as well you can type, for if you had to speak your mind, you'd be speechless! Your post is a tedious, homogenised, chameleon-esque scribble which amounts to nothing more than the demented cacophonous racket of a drugged lunatic banging loudly on kitchen pots and pans!!!
Thank you, Random Insult Generator.
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CRash test dummy, it's called a metaphor. or a simile. I can't remember so,
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
( I AM getting lazy with my insults now )
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Oh, and Von- I have better things to do with my life than sit on the computer all day making up insults like you, you yeller bellied, smelly poo-head!
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quote:Originally posted by The New Revolution: Guess What? you suck, you all suck. republicans suck, george bush sucks, dick cheney is old and has a bad heart. i hate you god-diddly-darn right wingers so much i propose This
Yeah right. Like I'd want to live in Canada. No one likes Canada.
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If their Canadians shouldnt it be Canadia or shouldnt they be Canadans if they want to keep it canada? FREAKIN CANADANS!!!
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