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Ralphie
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wieczorek, my very adorable newbie poster: Please. For the love of all that is holy, change your sig.

I can't take one more. Not ONE MORE.

Do this favor for Ralphie, and she will reward you with much treasure and Luv. But it must stop now.

Please.

[ September 15, 2003, 04:02 PM: Message edited by: Ralphie ]

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And if you don't, I will thwap you. Then wedgie you. Then flip you off.

You've been warned.

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*seconds that*

L'chaim!

(edit: seconds Ralphie's statement, anyway... I'm not sure I'm at the flipping people off point yet)

[ September 14, 2003, 09:05 PM: Message edited by: Raia ]

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Annie
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Treasure and Luv? Ooh - I'd take her up on it.
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::agrees wholeheartedly::
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Erik Slaine
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Well, I was trying to be a little more subtle about it....

"Remember, we've all been thwapped, wedgied, and flipped off by mackillian before."

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Apparently not enough.
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wieczorek, don't listen to them! At least till I can come up with a topper to Dan's: "Remember, the enemies zipper is down" line.

"Remember, the enemies gate is down--but tech support should have it back up this afternoon."

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Ralphie
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Morbo - Don't make me hurt you.
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Erik Slaine
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Dang, Morbo! I need context! Where did he say that?

::goes off to see if he can coax it out of the search engine::<----no help there.

"Remember, drink coffee, breathe air."

[ September 14, 2003, 09:25 PM: Message edited by: Erik Slaine ]

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Annie
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"Remember, the enemy's gate is downwind!"

(shameless advertising)

[ September 14, 2003, 09:26 PM: Message edited by: Annie ]

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I've read Ender's Game, and I get where the reference comes from.

Just... Why the hell is it used so often? It's not, unless I'm grossly illiterate, philisophical or deep. I know Scott or Moose is going to come and prove me wrong with an essay of very impressive bullshit about how it's a satirical comment on the nature of war and how one must necessarily reduce their enemies to positions below them -- or possibly even point out that the "gate" is, in fact, a reference to Hell and Heaven. As the enemy's gate is down, it clearly points the way to Hell, again reinforcing the irony of both sides considering the other as below them and coming from Hell.

But still. Why. Why oh why. Someone tell me why.

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*Gets faraway look in eyes*

I remember my first Mack thwapping.... Spring it was, of ought-two. Ah, I was a fiery young buck, new to the Hatrack community, with stars in my eyes. I thought I was going to set the on-line world afire.

Until I met her. Mack. The Mackster. The Mack Daddy. The Mackasaurus. One thwapping and now...well, the world just doesn't seem the same any more. The sun shines just a little dimmer. The flowers don't smell as sweet. *twitch*

Don't do it, son. There are some things man is not made for. For all that is holy, right, and good, just do as Ralphie says.

[ September 14, 2003, 09:37 PM: Message edited by: Storm Saxon ]

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Lalo, I always thought it had something to do with comraderie under extreme pressure. When all was seemingly lost, Bean said it, and everyone calmed down and became relaxed again.

That's what it's always mean for me.

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Erik Slaine
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Jeez. He either was scared off, or went to bed. Cute kid, though.

"Remember, you don't want to think "Marzipan"!

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"Oh, now we see the violence inherent in the system!"

Morbo - Don't make me hurt you.

Isn't that what wifebeaters say? [Wink] [Razz]

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I don't think his sig was any more annoying than anyone else's...I hope he doesn't feel bad about a whole thread being dedicated to the task of asking him to stop using it...
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Ethics Gradient
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I'm with FC on that one. It's also a way of reminding people to think outside the square, to understand the situation you're in, to adapt to different circumstances. When Ender works out that the enemy's gate is down, he has understood more clearly than any other commander exactly how the situation they are in functions. It's not that it's a philosophically deep statement, that it has to do with heaven and hell or belittling enemies or anything... At least, not how I read it.
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Morbo
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Lalo, I always thought that the phrase meant to think in new ways, avoid assumptions that can prevent you from seeing solutions. It causes the soldiers to have a paradigm-shift...oops, I forgot, that word has been "retired." [Roll Eyes]

Erik, Dan said it here, ya skimmer.

edit:what EG said.

[ September 14, 2003, 09:55 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

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"The enemy's gate is down" is never supposed to have any meaning nearly that deep. It merely symbolizes the first inkling of Ender's genius. He was able to wrap his mind around a concept that had eluded everyone else that had gone through the exercise, and in doing so was able to find a tactical advantage that led to his team's victory against the other teams. Eventually his gift for this type of strategic thought led his team to a victory against the buggers. It's this type of simple and elegant solution to a problem that makes Ender's Game a classic. I love the line.

However, I agree about taking it off the sig. It loses its power with so much repetition.

[edit: Ooh, beaten again by my slow posting...]

[ September 14, 2003, 09:55 PM: Message edited by: Speed ]

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Narnia, you're pretty close to a landmark. Sweetness.

wiezcorek, I'm all for having a signature to assert your individuality. But you have to admit, the EG quote is a bit long, and seems patronizing at an OSC forum. How about "The Yellow Dart"? Add a smilie for good measure. And maybe some cash, just to sweeten the deal. [Wink]

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Erik Slaine
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Boy, I think the kid is really getting it easy from Ralphie. This was her first communique to me: The Telegram .
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Hmm. Strangely this was Morbo's response to my shifting loyalty:

quote:
Eslaine, Ralphie is a cult! Don't buy into the madness! Buy some stable investments.

Ralphie's pyramid scheme is already coming apart... This was the source of much of her power, but she's lost all control of it.

And her telegram to you was a trap... she hates transparent toadying.
Subtle sycophancy will do the trick.
Morbo

Morbo was the first person to buy stock in eslaine!

Morbo= [Cool]

(Thanks for the link Morbo! [ROFL] )

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And wonder what my stock is worth now... *ponders*

Hobbes [Smile]

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Ralphie
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Narnia - If he's offended, then I shall be extremely apologetic. However, much treasure and Luv is in it for him if he takes it down. [Smile]

And someone else has a sig?

[ September 15, 2003, 01:16 AM: Message edited by: Ralphie ]

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Hobbes
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[Kiss]

Hobbes [Smile]

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Sigs ought to be short and sweet.

Ni!

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Ethics Gradient
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His sig is nowhere near as annoying as Thought's

"Just a [insert adjective here],

Thought"

*shudders*

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In a way, it's the one certain axiom in these kid's world. They were beset with uncertainty and manipulation at every juncture; the very game was rotating. I thought it was used as an anchor to refocus everyone's priorities and remind everyone that there is some order and purpose to the world.

I don't know how much thought Card put into it, and it could just be catchy, in a way it's similar to, "Keep your eye on the ball."

[ September 15, 2003, 01:22 AM: Message edited by: Irami Osei-Frimpong ]

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Ralphie
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Hi, Irami. [Smile]
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quote:
How about "The Yellow Dart"?
Oh, I'm so going to steal that!!! Brilliant!

Ralphie, I'll join in on the luv and sweetness! [Smile] I just hope he doesn't feel bad. It just bugs me when people feel bad. [Angst]

sarcasticmuppet-I know!! It's freaking me out. I'm thinking I should wait til 5,000 to do a landmark cause I'm not sure if I'm up to the task!

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Yeah wieczorek if you doin there will be lovin from Ralphie. What more could you want?
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It's not that .sigs shouldn't be long.

It's that they shouldn't exist at all.

There is NO CONCEIVABLE REASON for people to use signature files on a modern message board.

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What was the reason on primitive stone-age message boards?
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Amka
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Well, the stone age BBs didn't have your name automatically to the side. The .sig file was an automatic way to put your name at the bottom of your post. The idea was to have your name, email addy, etc.
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I must turn in my Hatrack badge, my Hatrack Designer Logo Bathroom Doilly and my Plastic Ender Decoder Ring.

When I heard that phrase I pictured a band of Mongol warriors about to ransack some poor city.

"Remember, the Enemy's Gate is Down, but with enough Prozac, will be happy and jovial again soon."

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Hobbes puts his little "Hobbes [Smile] " at the end of his posts. That's a signature, neh? It's not annoying because it's short and sweet. Well, short at least.

--Ashley--
my signature if I ever remember

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Didn't we establish that people have to type their sig every single time they post? That seems like a huge pain in the behind! The only time I can see it being important is if someone switches user names and needs to be identified. I agree with ya Tom.

[ September 15, 2003, 01:15 PM: Message edited by: Narnia ]

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I type my sig ever time I post. But then again I type my sig every time I send an e-mail despite the fact that I could just have it automatically added so I wouldn't be the one to ask about auto-sigs. [Dont Know]

Hobbes [Smile]

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Ohh, and thank-you. [Blushing] [Kiss] [Blushing]

Hobbes [Smile]

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You're a bunch of sig totalitarianists! I can't believe this! Trying to regulate if and then what people use as sigs... I'm ashamed of you all!

[Razz]

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Who let Godric in this thread?
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Ohh that was me, sorry. I forgot to lock the gate. [Wink]

Hobbes [Smile]

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Oi! [Roll Eyes]

[Laugh] Ralphie.

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Hmmm...

Maybe John should use a sig something along the lines of "Remember, GreNME is down... AGAIN"

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Lalo, read ES. When I did I thought more of Ender's quote because of the situation in which Bean used it in the defeat of the buggers. Yes, the same situation is in EG, but it's described more in-depth in ES. I didn't realize that it was bothering anyone.
[Smile]

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I have to answer this as a teacher who is currently taking a class on developing curriculum for the gifted and talented.

"Remember, the enemy's gate is down." This quote is powerful because it demonstrates the way the children are using information and making it meaningful. They are thinking "outside the box". And they are connecting with each other. Also, with this information, they are now prepared to kick @**! [Evil]

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Erik Slaine
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It provided great fun, wiecz! If you really annoyed people around here, you would just get ignored.
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I guess that rule doesn't apply vice versa
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Oh, wieczorek, you are my hizzo, baby!

Thank you, sweetie. You have ETERNAL Ralphie Luv. Hell, I'll make a tribute thread for you. [Smile]

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