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T_Smith
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And you better say treat, cause I have 3 dozen eggs in this pillow case for anyone who says otherwise!!

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Pat
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**Gives T-Smith a bagful of rocks.***

[ October 31, 2003, 01:26 AM: Message edited by: Pat ]

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T_Smith
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Where the heck did that 'dash' come from. As you can CLEARLY see, it's T 'UNDERSCORE' Smith.

Consider yourself egg'd.

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rivka
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(((((T))))) [Big Grin]

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Ryuko
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(knocks on T's door, dressed as Annie) Trick or Treat!!!

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T_Smith
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AHHHH!!! IT'S ANNIE!!!

::eggs Annie::

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Ryuko
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(hair begins to fly about, a la Carrie)

(zaps T)

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T_Smith
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Ok, Utah Jatraqueros! Who's up for toliet papering Pat's house tomorrow night. Midnight work out for you? Good. I'll send you emails with more details later.

[Wink]

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Ryuko
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>_< I thought I zapped you.

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rivka
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O_O

T's a zombie?

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Narnia
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"An Apple? What are you, some kind of hippie? Or some kind of dentist? Or some kind of hippie-dentist?"

[Big Grin]

Give's T a 'fun-size' candy bar. "Fun size?! Tell me what's fun about getting LESS candy!"

[Evil]

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T_Smith
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And what's the deal with you people who give out coupons!!! What the frell? I don't want some stupid lame coupon! That's almost as disappointing as a toothbrush. Gee, you dentist are friggin rich, you can afford a simple candy bar! Plus, you'll be getting more customers and therefore more money. Think of it as a definate investment.

GAH! Toothbrushes!

I WANT REESE'S AND SNICKERS AND 3 FRIGGIN MUSKETEERS!

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Pat
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You kids stay off my lawn. I'm warning you. My dog does bite.

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T_Smith
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We'll bring eggs then. And I'll invent a Toliet Paper Gun.

Shameless Advertisement:

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Must be over 18, unless you use your parents credit card without them knowing. No refunds past Halloween.

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Pat
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Pat's review of this thread:

Go here

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T_Smith
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Myeh...

::shrug::

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Liquor and Fireworks
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Ok, Utah Jatraqueros! Who's up for toliet papering Pat's house tomorrow night. Midnight work out for you? Good. I'll send you emails with more details later.

I prefer flaming bags of dog poo, could we do that and toilet paper his house?

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Morbo
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Why not a flaming dog poo gun? [Dont Know]

C'mon you engineers, strut your stuff! [Evil Laugh]

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BelladonnaOrchid
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Happy Samhain everyone! I hope everyone has a wonderful and safe night this Friday evening!

[Party]

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Morbo
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Happy Samhain to you too Bella. [Smile]

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prolixshore
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Samhain? I'm sorry, I don't speak Yiddish. [Wink]

--ApostleRadio

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Liquor and Fireworks
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Is it wrong to sit on your roof with a paintball gun and shoot the punks who kick over your jack-o-lanterns? What about if I used a BB gun? Or if I threw Water-balloons, rotten tomatoes, and a 1989 ford?

[ October 31, 2003, 06:50 AM: Message edited by: Liquor and Fireworks ]

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prolixshore
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No. However it is wrong to sit on your roof and shoot paintballs at 3 year olds and their parents. Too bad I found that out too late.

--ApostleRadio

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Liquor and Fireworks
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Did they deserve it?

[ October 31, 2003, 06:56 AM: Message edited by: Liquor and Fireworks ]

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pooka
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My dog does bite

You're saying this can't be good for pooch's self esteem.

[Mad]

hates halloween [Mad]

hates Christmas, and not just in the casual slacker ain't I cool sense [Mad]

Thanksgiving and fourth of July [Party]

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Ayelar
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I'm dressed up as a Florida Gator fan at work. I have a bright orange and blue shirt, an orange fluffy wig, a gator flag, and my face is painted half orange and half blue. People don't seem to know how to react. [Smile]

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Raia
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*still wonders what she can find in her closet to wear*

I usually have a costume, this is so weird!

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eslaine
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Where is the candy. They said there would be candy. [Confused]

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Christy
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Trick or Treat! I'm a sheep!

Too bad its 100 degrees in my office today!

*hands out fudge to everyone in this thread*

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Annie
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*shows up at the door dressed as Frida Kahlo*

aw, aren't you cute? You're supposed to be a Mormon, right?

*hands out all kinds of fun Mexican candy like tamarindo, coconut banderas, and hot chamoy squinkles*

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narrativium
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Uh, Annie. . . you have some egg on your face. [Laugh]

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kwsni
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::runs around in cloak::

Ni!

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Dan_raven
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I borrowed Harry's invisibility cloak. I'm here, and I'll be at all your parties.

Where ever the onion dip disappears, I've be there.

Where ever the good candy disappears leaving only candy corn and left over Easter Peeps, I've been there.

Where ever semi-innocent men are being slapped by Schwartzenagered women, I've been there.

muahahahahahaahaha

**Takes the fudge and leaves silently**

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Narnia
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*accidentally steps on Dan's invisibility cloak*

*Dan is revealed*

*Dan realizes this, and looks around too late to keep from tripping on a raised floorboard*

*everyone watches in awe as Dan, in slow motion, says "nnnnoooooooOOOOOO!" and flies majestically into the punch bowl*

*Dan is no longer invisible*

Happy Halloween!! [Evil Laugh]

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Kayla
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Happy Halloween.

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Narnia
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Kayla, that is truly the only way that anyone could make your Halloween festive! Decorate the Google page!!! [Wink]

I love it!! [Big Grin]

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Annie
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that was a treat, Kayla [Smile]

*gives Kayla, Narnia, Dan and Narrativium some tamarindo*

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Kayla
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::tries to decide whether to thank Annie or ask why she's mad at me::

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Annie
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¡Cómalo, usted tendrá gusto de él!

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Annie
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*paints a picture of two Kaylas in Tehuana costume holding a heart*

[ October 31, 2003, 11:20 AM: Message edited by: Annie ]

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Caleb Varns
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*adds mustaches*

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Kayla
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Hey, Caleb, what are you doing tonight?

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Kayla
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Oh, and there's really no need to add the mustache. Like I don't already have one. [Roll Eyes]

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KarlEd
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Happy Halloween, all!

Anyone dressing up today/tonight?

I'm a wizard at work, and I'm the Grim Reaper tonight. Gonna give out candy in my new boyfriend's neighborhood, and then we're going to a party.

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Dan_raven
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Note to self: NExt time I borrow Harry Potters Invisibility Cape, I need to wear clothes underneath it.

"Hi All. Just call me Adam. Anyone got a fig leaf I can borrow?" (World's cheapest costume)

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Damien
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Do I have to dress up? Or am I allowed to celebrate in a more conventional manner? Just wonderin'... *hands out some good n plenty. Happy 'Day', all.

DXM

EDIT to add a song:

Bonfires burning bright
Pumpkins faces in the night
I remember Halloween

Dead cats hanging from poles
Little dead are out in droves
I remember Halloween

Brown leaved vertigo
Where the skeletal life is know
I remember Halloween

This day anything goes
Burning bodies hang from poles
I remember Halloween

Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween

Candy apples and razor blades
Little dead are soon in graves
I remember Halloween

This day anything goes
Burning bodies hang from poles
I remember Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween

Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween

"Halloween"-The Misfits

[ October 31, 2003, 01:19 PM: Message edited by: Damien ]

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Jon Boy
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T, I'm all for egging Pat's house.

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T_Smith
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Cool. Now, my grandparents own some historical site in Lehi. I've helped clean it many times. I'll send an email with directions how to get there. Meet around Midnight.

Now, the fun part is that Pat will probably think we are just joking.

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sarcasticmuppet
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T, I so wanna go egg Pat's house. Count me in.

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Ela
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Hey, where's my candy corn? [Evil Laugh]

**Ela**

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