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Topic: Jack Sparrow vs. Jack Black
jehovoid
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posted January 12, 2004 03:38 PM
Honestly, I can't decide who's cooler. But I do know that if I ever want to throw the coolest party ever they'll both have to attend.
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kwsni
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posted January 12, 2004 03:54 PM
ugh.
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jehovoid
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posted January 12, 2004 03:57 PM
He invented inward singing! You gotta be kidding me.
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saxon75
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posted January 12, 2004 03:58 PM
Inward singing! The most powerful tool in singing technology since yodeling!
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Beren One Hand
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posted January 12, 2004 05:40 PM
I think a staring contest between the two is in order. Sparrow with his mascaraed eyes versus Black's hypnotic stare. It will be the best staring contest since Conan and Andy's final showdown.
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saxon75
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posted January 12, 2004 05:48 PM
Where I come from, the participants in a staring contest are trying to see who will be the first to blink, not the first to look away. That Conan-Andy match was just way too easy.
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esl
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posted January 13, 2004 02:40 AM
That's Captain Jack Sparrow, jehovoid
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Frisco
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posted January 13, 2004 05:33 AM
I vote for Jack Daniels. *hiccup*
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Boothby171
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posted January 13, 2004 12:06 PM
I'd vote for Jack Squat, but I don't think any of you know him!
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pH
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posted January 13, 2004 12:28 PM
Jack Sparrow can fight. With a sword!
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jehovoid
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posted January 13, 2004 12:44 PM
quote: Jack Sparrow can fight. With a sword! Jack Black can rock your socks off. And karate chop you. Not to mention that special push-up that he can do.
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saxon75
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posted January 13, 2004 01:20 PM
Yeah, but he can only do one.
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St. Yogi
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posted January 13, 2004 05:45 PM
You're talking about Wonderboy here! With a sidekick who can kill a yak, from two hundred yards away... With MINDBULLETS!!!
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saxon75
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posted January 13, 2004 05:56 PM
Actually, young Nastyman is the archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy.[ January 13, 2004, 05:56 PM: Message edited by: saxon75 ]
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Nick
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posted January 13, 2004 06:03 PM
quote: I vote for Jack Daniels. *hiccup*
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Gottmorder
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posted January 14, 2004 12:30 AM
quote: Actually, young Nastyman is the archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy. But they joined forces and created a band of the likes that the world had never seen!
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eslaine
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posted January 14, 2004 12:33 AM
*holds lit disposable lighter aloft*
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Ryuko
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posted January 14, 2004 01:12 AM
I just gotta make an appearance in any thread that's got so much D action in't.
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jehovoid
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posted January 14, 2004 01:43 PM
quote: Yeah, but he can only do one. Well, one is all you need.
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St. Yogi
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posted January 14, 2004 03:37 PM
Plus, Black would kick Sparrow's ass from here to right over there.
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