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The newest spin-off of The Annie Show is this new reality series in which eager young bachelors compete to give the wittiest request for Annie's hand.
Let's see what you've got.
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>> The newest spin-off of The Annie Show is this new reality series in which eager young bachelors compete to give the wittiest request for Annie's hand. <<
*pushes Annie off the edge of a cliff*
*Annie grabs the cliff's edge and hangs on for dear life*
*twinky grabs her hand and pulls her back up*
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Annie, we were made for each other. I play bass, sing harmonies, and produce music. You are a diva. You love to cook, I love to eat. You vaguely dig physicists. I have a vague knowledge of physics. You think I'm funny. I think I'm funny.
I asked my wife and she said "cool..."
So when you want to do this...?
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(Using any method other than hand-to-hand combat My green stripe karate is no match for your black belt kung fu.)
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What is Annie show ?--Anna Good question. *looks sternly at Annie* Did you delete "the Annie Show" thread? Annie, I put a lot of effort into mocking you on that thread--all for nothing. Now I have to start over. [edit: Annie Show?, started by Jon Boy, not Annie. I missed it when I looked the first time.]
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"The sun will come out Tomorrow! Bet your bottom dollar that Tomorrow I'll be here." (wooing Annie, with Annie)
Annie, my love, my life, my little cubic zurconium of reality.
I'd walk 500 miles, and 500 more, just to be the one to fall down helpless at your door.
Love me, use me, make me write bad checks.
All I want is your hand, well, not just your hand. I mean I'm not going to chop off your hand and use it for strange cloning experiments or anything. I mean, your other hand is nice too, and the elbows. oooooh, you elbows.
Hmmm. Let me try this again.
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I think mack's implication is that she doesn't want anyone making witty requests to win her hand.
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Kinda gives a whole new meaning to being placed on the 'Rack now don't it. Extreme Dating - watchout! (That's for the guys. I am pretty sure Annie can handle herself .)
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<knows better than to mess with mack already, thank you>
<mandatory onanism remark> I bet people would pay to see Annie handle herself </mandatory onanism remark>
Twinky, I say "Homeworld", then. That's the only RTS I ever got into... it'll be so much less fun without a prize (since I'm "used goods")... um, how about if you win, you get Kat and if I win I don't get within 400 yds of Mack when she's packing?
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Well, I'm taken anyway (in my dreams), since I've already proposed to katharina and we've established that she probably said yes.
I've never played Homeworld, but I hear good things. No Mac version, though, which is why I've never played it...
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Annie(horrified): I'm not your good woman! Dan_raven: Don't say that, Annie. I don't care what your past has been. To me, you'll always be my good woman. Because I love you. There. I didn't mean to tell you, but you...you dragged it out of me. I love you. Annie: It's rather difficult to believe that when I find you Hatracking with another woman. Dan_raven: That woman? Do you know why I sat with her? Annie: No. Dan_raven: Because she reminded me of you. Annie: Really? Dan_raven: Of course, that's why I'm sitting here with you. Because you remind me of you. Your eyes, your throat, your lips! Everything about you reminds me of you. Except you. How do you account for that? [aside](If) she figures that one out, she's good.[/aside] Annie: Mr. Raven. I think we'd better keep everything on a business basis. Dan_raven (appearing insulted): How do you like that? Every time I get romantic with you, you want to talk business. I don't know, there's something about me that brings out the business in every woman.
Don't you see, you'll be a patron of Hatrack. You'll get into Hatrack society. Then, you can marry me and they'll kick you out of Hatrack society, and all you've lost is $200,000
Later, Dan Raven sneaks into Annies house. There she is surprised to see him. Before she can scream for help, Dan starts talking.
Dan_raven: Ah, twin beds, you little rascal you. Annie: One of those is a day bed. Dan_raven: A likely story. Have you read any good books lately? (He lies back on her bed with a book) Annie: Mr. Raven, will you please get off the bed? What would people say? Dan_raven: They'll probably say you're a very lucky woman. Now will you please shut up so I can continue my reading? Annie: No, I will NOT shut up! And will you kindly get up at once? Dan_raven: All right. I'll go. I'll make you another proposition. Let's go in my room and talk the situation over. Annie: What situation? Dan_raven: Well...uh...what situations have you got? Annie: I most certainly will not go to your room. Dan_raven: OK, then I'll stay here. Annie (succumbing finally): ...All right, I'll come, but get out. Dan_raven: Shall we say, uh, ten minutes? Annie: Yes, ten minutes, anything. But go! Dan_raven: Because if you're not there in ten minutes, I'll be back here in eleven...with squeaky shoes on.
ps. 10 Hatrack points to the second person to guess where the above is from.
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