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You know, looking back on it, I'm disappointed in myself that I didn't leave a picture of a cow scribbled out on your doorstep.
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Well, here's the real funny part, or parts....
First off -- I wasn't even there. I was in Logan, Utah for a grad school seminar. I haven't even been home for three days.
Second -- You picked the wrong neighborhood, in case you didn't notice. Not only did everyone see you, everyone (four neighbors) called my poor wife to tell her two dumpy looking guys were trespassing on my lawn.
Third -- You don't go tee-peeing a house at 10:30 at night when everyone's still awake.
Fourth -- My wife turned the light on, then watched them run coward-like behind my minivan.
Fifth -- You scared her to death.
Sixth -- Revenge is a dish best served cold.
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Second- There were 3 of us. Your neighbors need glasses.
Third- Jons idea so early. I wasn't even going to include him, but he emailed me. I was going to start at his house at Midnight, but... whatever.
Fourth- I hid by the trash can. Jon was the one cowering behind your minivan. And yeah, your wife got us. Good sport, I'd say. She didn't come out and whack us with any pots or pans.
Fifth- Whoops. Pardon.
Sixth- Celia counted on this. So did I. Bring it on.
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Pssh, we take care of our own. Unless of course, our own is Jon Boy. In which case, we point neon signs at them.
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Who was the one who wanted to proceed with the plan, even though half the neighborhood was outside watching us? I believe that was you, Nathan.
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First: I was actually wondering where you were. I was surprised when you didn't chase us down and pummel us in the middle of the street.
Second: Yeah, that was a bad idea. I blame Nathan.
Third: Yeah, that was a worse idea. I thought, "It's a decent neighborhood. I bet everyone will be in bed at this time, and it'll be nice and dark." Let's face it: I'm a toilet-papering novice.
Fourth: Still Nathan's fault, I say.
Fifth: Sorry. Didn't mean to scare anyone.
Sixth: *grovels and pleads for mercy*
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And my wife was ok with it, but informed me that there won't be another 'Pat's Barbeque' for a long time.
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Your neighborhood thinks my husband is dumpy-looking? Pat, it's not he who picked the wrong neighborhood. Look inward. Is this really the place for you?
And as for the early time, some people have work and stuff early in the morning. It's called TPing responsibly.
And as for the sloppiness, give them a break. There were three people who lost their TP virginity last night. You can't expect perfection the first time.
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Yeah, Nate kept saying that we shouldn't worry about it, and I kept saying, "I bet they're calling Pat and telling him that he's being toilet papered."
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Just for that, I'm taking you off probation, and elevating you to Chief Minion, Vice President in Charge of Evil Plots and Capers and hiring your wife to be my personal assistant in change of fiery rebuttals.
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Um, yeah, I know that you're not mad. If someone did that to me, I wouldn't be mad, either. I'd probably just sit back and laugh at the pathetic effort.
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Pat I was not an accomplice in this. I'm innocent this time. (not to say I wouldn't have done it;) [but I would have waited 'til a little bit later])
But, when you are ready for revenge, I am game. They hit me too. But they just left it on the porch. They so should have done more.
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