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Don't know if any of you have seen this before:
Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dav Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a= poopsie b= lumpy c= buttercup d= gidget e= crusty f= greasy g= fluffy h= cheeseball i= chim-chim j= stinky k= flunky l= boobie m= pinky n= zippy o= goober p= doofus q= slimy r= loopy s= snotty t= tootie u= dorkey v= squeezit w= oprah x= skipper y= dinky z= zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a= apple b= toilet c= giggle d= burger e= girdle f= barf g= lizard h= waffle i= cootie j= monkey k= potty l= liver m= banana n= rhino o= bubble p= hamster q= toad r= gizzard s= pizza t= gerbil u= chicken v= pickle w= chuckle x= tofu y= gorilla z= stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a= head b= mouth c= face d= nose e= tush f= breath g= pants h= shorts i= lips j= honker k= butt l= brain m= tushie n= chunks o= hiney p= biscuits q= toes r= buns s= fanny t= sniffer u= sprinkles v= kisser w= squirt x= humperdinck y= brains z= juice
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Oh yeah! My brother-in-law (he's eight) has this book and we once spent an entire evening translating everyone's names into this language. The best part was when our adult friends came over and got into it. Hours of fun.
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Oh, I did it wrong. I used the first letter of each of my names. Actually I thought it was supposed to be the first letter of your first name, first letter of your last name, then the last letter of your last name. Maybe we weren't doing it right.
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I'd also like you to meet my wife, the former Loopy Apple-Head, and my two boys, Poopsie and Tootie Jr.
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(I am Snotty Cootie-Tushie! Please to meet you all!)
By the way, what happens if one's last name is only three letters long? (Mine isn't, but I'm just wondering.)
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Loopy Rhino Tush here and anyone that makes fun of my name, just imagine being sat upon by said enormous buttox. (Butt Ox is my nick name)
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It's supposed to be the first letter of your first name, the first letter of your last name, and then the last letter of your last name (so the three-lettered last namers wouldn't be left out). At least, I think that's right. I can't find the book now. *grmbl* (I own MANY Captain Underpants books, including the little-known Diaper Baby spin-off )
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