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I went to a toga party and soon was three sheets to the wind. And now, we are in our cups, a tempest in a tea cup. Well, more like a Long Island ice tea cup, but you get the idea. Puns to take us Bacchus to our mispent youth, drinking in bars, pubs, and porcelain gods.
I hoist a nut brown ale in your honor!
And now, I tap the person next in the thread to let the puns flow freely.
Man, I always thought if I could get started early in one of these threads, I could rock the Casbah. But I'm coming up dry.
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Those that benefitted from a firm mentor should appreciate the specific gravity of this thread. If you don't appreciate the specific gravity but you still participate, that should sulfite. I certainly hope that no one becomes Bordeaux resentful of all this talk of alchohol.
Ale be the first to say, Hi, My name is Darren and I'm an punaholic.
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Waiting for the next pun smackdown is always like looking for somewhere to dock your ship when it is storming, any Port will do.
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It was so much fun on Cape Cod this summer. Their were some born and bred Cape Codders dancing in the sea breeze. Why not? They had just had sex on the beach.
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Ah yes, the Dag Query. Doesn't that come under the umbrella (small, bamboo, and covered in paper) of the spirit of the law?
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I prefer Gertrude Stein. Except after she got mugged. She was a bit frosty for awhile afterwards.
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I'm sure everyone has heard the crude comments that correlate the attractiveness of someone based on how many beers one has consumed. I'd just like to posit that wine (at least for me) has a similar effect. After consuming 3 or 4 glasses of wine every woman begins to look like the Goddess of Love, you know, Vinous.
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Madiera Dagonee, I'm grapeful that you appreciated my latest pun. It's a good thing that you can't see my present state of dishabile. The chablis clothes and umkempt hair might have influenced your perception of my efforts. My diminutive father (sometimes referred to as Petite Sirah) as well as my wife, Sherry, would be aghast at my lack of hygiene.
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Punning is an absolut waste of time, but I admit I’m addicted.
My friend Mel loves to play hide-and-seek, but I don’t. I only count to five, and that’s not enough time formaldehyde.
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One of the more distasteful consequences of being around those that drink whiskey is the noxious fumes expelled when they bourbon me. Jeez, excuse you!
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You guys are good Buds. You really Lite up my day. Of Coors, it has not always been this way. LaBatts time is yet to come. This humor in this thread is side-Schlitting. Maybe our Live Pun Smackdown could be in Good Old Milwaukee.
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At the risk of belagering the point, Elizabeth, you should rest. Teaching is a difficult job and you need to be bright-eyed and bushy-tailed to deal with those rowdy kids.
I know that a bit of alchohol might help you relax. In my view there is nothing wrong with that, in fact it's neat.
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Well, I don;t know. A colleague of mine drank too much, and we had to spritz 'er with water to wake her up. She was a lot cooler after that, and she sang rial nice.
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