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The rules: You have to either one-up the previous statement or one-down it. Either assert your superiority over the previous poster, or show how you're more of a hard-luck case than they are. Try to leave room for further one-upping or one-downing on your statement. Don't just take it to the extreme right away.
In your post, say "Up" if you're one-upping, and say "Down" if you're one-downing.
Try to use actual circumstances and events in your life, but feel free to embellish on them as needed.
For example:
Original statement: I work in the tallest building in downtown Provo.
One-up:
(Up) Oh yeah? I work in a 60-story skyscraper in Chicago!
or
One-down:
(Down) Luxury! I work in the basement of a fast food restaurant.
So...here's the first statement to kick it off:
I just bought me a little Nissan pickup. Posts: 5957 | Registered: Oct 2001
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Oh yeah? I passed a guy on the freeway who was going slower than a stone. In fact, I didn't know that something immobile could go any slower, but he accomplished it.
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That's nothing. I saw a stone moving so slowly that not even an irresistable force was able to speed it up.
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[OFF TOPIC] It was in Counter Strike An M4A1 point blank range on the map de_dust2 in the hallways by bomb site B. There was no way I could miss and I only got one of em before they got me.
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I've only gone to the range a few times at boyscout camp in RL.
We can't get Girl Scout Cookies in the entire country. Probably not even in the entire continent, and ours is the biggest continent in the world.
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[confused side comment] I thought (with the exception of wine and related substances) kosher was stricter than Halal? So I had been told, anyway. [/confused side comment]
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[confused side comment] I don't really know. I only really have to worry about it if a. I want to share with hubby or b. I want to kiss him on the mouth immediately afterwards. [/confused side comment]
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I once made three confused comments. Which is how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop. If you're an owl. Posts: 2756 | Registered: Jul 2002
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[OFF TOPIC: Mrs. M, who shoots a Springfield 5 in. Tactical XD 9mm that she loves, is now one of my favorite people. mmmm9mm.]
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