FacebookTwitter
Hatrack River Forum   
my profile login | search | faq | forum home

  next oldest topic   next newest topic
» Hatrack River Forum » Active Forums » Books, Films, Food and Culture » Why I want to be a librarian (Page 1)

  This topic comprises 2 pages: 1  2   
Author Topic: Why I want to be a librarian
Belle
Member
Member # 2314

 - posted      Profile for Belle   Email Belle         Edit/Delete Post 
10. I get to shush people who aren't my kids.

9. Reading a book while at work isn't slacking off, it's "book review."

8. I get to wear this shirt.

7. Even though the pay's not so good, I can always supplement my income by embezzling overdue fines.

6. My hair is the perfect length to be pulled up into a librarian bun.

5. I can inflict my favorite authors on the unsuspecting people. "You like romances? There's plenty of romance to be found in Ender's Game!"

4. Because books are just cool - and being surrounded by them makes me happy.

3. I can put one of these on my desk.

2. It's the perfect profession for someone with vast amounts of useless knowledge in their head.

1. I would have a perfectly legitimate reason to buy this.

Posts: 14428 | Registered: Aug 2001  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
mothertree
Member
Member # 4999

 - posted      Profile for mothertree   Email mothertree         Edit/Delete Post 
What is the best cleaner for getting lipbalm off a computer screen? [Blushing]
Posts: 2010 | Registered: Apr 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Elizabeth
Member
Member # 5218

 - posted      Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth         Edit/Delete Post 
Your husband will get allturned on if you wear the bun, combined with dorky glasses. (for some reason)
Posts: 10890 | Registered: May 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
TMedina
Member
Member # 6649

 - posted      Profile for TMedina   Email TMedina         Edit/Delete Post 
Ya know, I was wondering why Lucky was looking particularly stunning her first night in WenchCon. [Big Grin]

-Trevor

Posts: 5413 | Registered: Jun 2004  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
ketchupqueen
Member
Member # 6877

 - posted      Profile for ketchupqueen   Email ketchupqueen         Edit/Delete Post 
It's 'cause she's a hot, sexy wench. Duh. Plus, she spent a lot of time grinning sardonically at everyone.
Posts: 21182 | Registered: Sep 2004  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Noemon
Member
Member # 1115

 - posted      Profile for Noemon   Email Noemon         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
"You like romances? There's plenty of romance to be found in Ender's Game!"

Just don't claim that OSC said so, or you'll be in a heap of trouble.
Posts: 16059 | Registered: Aug 2000  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
TMedina
Member
Member # 6649

 - posted      Profile for TMedina   Email TMedina         Edit/Delete Post 
Well...yes.

And she was wearing glasses and had her hair in a ponytail.

Not quite a bun, but close enough. [Blushing]

-Trevor

Posts: 5413 | Registered: Jun 2004  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
ketchupqueen
Member
Member # 6877

 - posted      Profile for ketchupqueen   Email ketchupqueen         Edit/Delete Post 
Oh, I think the tight t-shirt may have had something to do with it, too. [Big Grin]
Posts: 21182 | Registered: Sep 2004  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Elizabeth
Member
Member # 5218

 - posted      Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth         Edit/Delete Post 
Does that librarian thing come from the old movies? I cannot tell you how many men have gotten all hot around the collar just thinking about certain women in bun and dorky glasses.

Hmmm. There was Sergeant Sarah in Guys and Dolls, too.

(sorry, Belle, i am sure this is not really why you want to be a librarian)

(or...is it?)

Posts: 10890 | Registered: May 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
TMedina
Member
Member # 6649

 - posted      Profile for TMedina   Email TMedina         Edit/Delete Post 
*snicker* Tight t-shirt? Hadn't noticed, not at all.

As for why...I honestly couldn't tell you. It's just "a look" and some guys like it, some don't. And it works on some women, not so much on others.

Someone suggested it plays on the first crush kids tend to develop on teachers, but I can't say that I've ever had a teacher that fit into the mold.

-Trevor

Posts: 5413 | Registered: Jun 2004  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Jenny Gardener
Member
Member # 903

 - posted      Profile for Jenny Gardener   Email Jenny Gardener         Edit/Delete Post 
See, I always thought libraries were sexy. And that book smell! I am soooo jealous.
Posts: 3141 | Registered: Apr 2000  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Belle
Member
Member # 2314

 - posted      Profile for Belle   Email Belle         Edit/Delete Post 
Jenny, you could easily add on a library media certification to your teaching certificate, couldn't you?
Posts: 14428 | Registered: Aug 2001  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
TMedina
Member
Member # 6649

 - posted      Profile for TMedina   Email TMedina         Edit/Delete Post 
Wait until you start hitting the librarian jokes.

For some reason, a lot of them revolve around "the stacks." [Big Grin]

-Trevor

Posts: 5413 | Registered: Jun 2004  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Altįriėl of Dorthonion
Member
Member # 6473

 - posted      Profile for Altįriėl of Dorthonion   Email Altįriėl of Dorthonion         Edit/Delete Post 
I did librarian work in 8th grade. I swear I'm through with it...
Posts: 3389 | Registered: Apr 2004  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Megan
Member
Member # 5290

 - posted      Profile for Megan           Edit/Delete Post 
Hey, me too! [Smile]
Posts: 4077 | Registered: Jun 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Altįriėl of Dorthonion
Member
Member # 6473

 - posted      Profile for Altįriėl of Dorthonion   Email Altįriėl of Dorthonion         Edit/Delete Post 
yay for us!
Posts: 3389 | Registered: Apr 2004  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Megan
Member
Member # 5290

 - posted      Profile for Megan           Edit/Delete Post 
Actually, I was a circulation worker during the first summer of grad work, come to think of it.
Posts: 4077 | Registered: Jun 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Altįriėl of Dorthonion
Member
Member # 6473

 - posted      Profile for Altįriėl of Dorthonion   Email Altįriėl of Dorthonion         Edit/Delete Post 
Its still boring though, ain't it?
Posts: 3389 | Registered: Apr 2004  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Elizabeth
Member
Member # 5218

 - posted      Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth         Edit/Delete Post 
I worked in the library in college. It was painfully boring.
Posts: 10890 | Registered: May 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Megan
Member
Member # 5290

 - posted      Profile for Megan           Edit/Delete Post 
Hmm. It was ok, I guess...peaceful, anyway.

It would've been better if the, uh, management had been nicer.

[ March 17, 2005, 03:22 PM: Message edited by: Megan ]

Posts: 4077 | Registered: Jun 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
TMedina
Member
Member # 6649

 - posted      Profile for TMedina   Email TMedina         Edit/Delete Post 
Gah. I'll forgo the war stories involving the GSU library system.

-Trevor

Posts: 5413 | Registered: Jun 2004  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Megan
Member
Member # 5290

 - posted      Profile for Megan           Edit/Delete Post 
But you didn't work for em, though, right?
Posts: 4077 | Registered: Jun 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
TMedina
Member
Member # 6649

 - posted      Profile for TMedina   Email TMedina         Edit/Delete Post 
Nah - I just got to listen to the police stories that never made it into the official blotter.

One of the perks of working the graveyard shift. [Big Grin]

-Trevor

Posts: 5413 | Registered: Jun 2004  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Megan
Member
Member # 5290

 - posted      Profile for Megan           Edit/Delete Post 
Riiiiight. "Perks".
Posts: 4077 | Registered: Jun 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Beren One Hand
Member
Member # 3403

 - posted      Profile for Beren One Hand           Edit/Delete Post 
I talked to a really cute (and nice) librarian at my school last week. Any tips on how I can ask her out?

No, I will not try:

You are overdue.... for a date.

You've been "checked out."

Can I catalog your number?

I have no trouble asking random strangers out on dates. But I do have one weakness: I cannot bring myself to ask people out while they are working. I always feel that it is somewhat inappropriate to bother people while they are at work. Sure, I can stick around the library until closing time and ask her out then, but that seems a bit stalkerish.

Posts: 4116 | Registered: Apr 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Elizabeth
Member
Member # 5218

 - posted      Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth         Edit/Delete Post 
Well, you could just have her paged.
Posts: 10890 | Registered: May 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
TMedina
Member
Member # 6649

 - posted      Profile for TMedina   Email TMedina         Edit/Delete Post 
Yeah, I'd recommend against waiting until the library closes.

It's not the same thing as trying to hit on, say, a waitress. Just wait until she has a moment of relative calm and ask her.

-Trevor

Edit: Elizabeth, I think you just topped my worst pun. Officially. [Big Grin]

[ March 17, 2005, 04:03 PM: Message edited by: TMedina ]

Posts: 5413 | Registered: Jun 2004  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Megan
Member
Member # 5290

 - posted      Profile for Megan           Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Sure, I can stick around the library until closing time and ask her out then, but that seems a bit stalkerish.
Just a bit, hmm? [Wink]

If I were you, I would wait until the library is in no way busy, and then go up to her and say, "Listen, I don't want to bother you while you're working, but I think you're cute. Would you maybe be interested in going for coffee or something?"

Then again, I tend to prefer the most direct approach possible. [Big Grin]

Posts: 4077 | Registered: Jun 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Elizabeth
Member
Member # 5218

 - posted      Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth         Edit/Delete Post 
"Edit: Elizabeth, I think you just topped my worst pun. Officially."

There are no bad puns, Trevor, just a Pun Smackdown Initiator who is focused on his upcoming nuptials.

Posts: 10890 | Registered: May 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Beren One Hand
Member
Member # 3403

 - posted      Profile for Beren One Hand           Edit/Delete Post 
*takes deep breath*

Thanks, Megan. I think I just needed that additional push. [Smile]

Of course, if the date doesn't work out, I'll be hanging around Borders a lot.

[Laugh] Liz.

Posts: 4116 | Registered: Apr 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Megan
Member
Member # 5290

 - posted      Profile for Megan           Edit/Delete Post 
Good on ya, Beren! Be bold! [Smile]

It may not work, but at least you'll have shown you're an upfront guy who puts all his cards on the table.

Mmmmm....sexy honesty... [Big Grin]

Posts: 4077 | Registered: Jun 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Beren One Hand
Member
Member # 3403

 - posted      Profile for Beren One Hand           Edit/Delete Post 
If nothing else, this should clear my library fines. If she likes me, fines magicall disappear! If she hates me, she would feel too awkward to ask for the money. Wooo hooo! [Big Grin]
Posts: 4116 | Registered: Apr 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
TMedina
Member
Member # 6649

 - posted      Profile for TMedina   Email TMedina         Edit/Delete Post 
*snicker* Yeah, right. Good luck with the honesty thing. [Big Grin]

-Trevor

Posts: 5413 | Registered: Jun 2004  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Megan
Member
Member # 5290

 - posted      Profile for Megan           Edit/Delete Post 
Hey, it works for some people, and I bet a lot of people (read: women) here would agree with me. [Razz]
Posts: 4077 | Registered: Jun 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Lady Jane
Member
Member # 7249

 - posted      Profile for Lady Jane   Email Lady Jane         Edit/Delete Post 
You're so cute, Beren. Frustrating, but cute. [Smile]
Posts: 1163 | Registered: Jan 2005  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Elizabeth
Member
Member # 5218

 - posted      Profile for Elizabeth   Email Elizabeth         Edit/Delete Post 
And if you end up hating her, she will always have a reason to call you, because she can falsify your records, saying you owe money.

[ March 17, 2005, 04:17 PM: Message edited by: Elizabeth ]

Posts: 10890 | Registered: May 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
TMedina
Member
Member # 6649

 - posted      Profile for TMedina   Email TMedina         Edit/Delete Post 
Megan, he goes from "being honest and upfront" to "she can make all my library fines magically disappear."

Which is why I was wishing him luck with "that honesty thing." [Razz]

-Trevor

Posts: 5413 | Registered: Jun 2004  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Megan
Member
Member # 5290

 - posted      Profile for Megan           Edit/Delete Post 
Oh, right.

Ok, then.

Posts: 4077 | Registered: Jun 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Icarus
Member
Member # 3162

 - posted      Profile for Icarus   Email Icarus         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Of course, if the date doesn't work out, I'll be hanging around Borders a lot.
Why? Do they have porn?
Posts: 13680 | Registered: Mar 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
TMedina
Member
Member # 6649

 - posted      Profile for TMedina   Email TMedina         Edit/Delete Post 
As a matter of fact, they do.

And they have a lot of books without a slightly perturbed librarian.

If the date goes badly.

-Trevor

Posts: 5413 | Registered: Jun 2004  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Megan
Member
Member # 5290

 - posted      Profile for Megan           Edit/Delete Post 
Or maybe he's just implying that he'll have to go to Borders to get books instead of going to the library because he'd be too embarassed to face the librarian.

Er, right. What Trevor said. [Big Grin]

[ March 17, 2005, 05:13 PM: Message edited by: Megan ]

Posts: 4077 | Registered: Jun 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Beren One Hand
Member
Member # 3403

 - posted      Profile for Beren One Hand           Edit/Delete Post 
"Why? Do they have porn?"

I'm really offended that you think I would get porn at Borders. Everyone knows the internet is the place to get porn. [Wink]

Posts: 4116 | Registered: Apr 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
rivka
Member
Member # 4859

 - posted      Profile for rivka   Email rivka         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Does that librarian thing come from the old movies? I cannot tell you how many men have gotten all hot around the collar just thinking about certain women in bun and dorky glasses.
*sings* Madam librah-ree-ahn!

What can I do, my dear, to make it clear?
I need you badly, badly, madam librarian


It's a long lost cause, I can never win
For the civilized world accepts as unforgivable sin
Any talking out loud with any librarian!

Posts: 32919 | Registered: Mar 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Telperion the Silver
Member
Member # 6074

 - posted      Profile for Telperion the Silver   Email Telperion the Silver         Edit/Delete Post 
I'd love to be a librarian...
Posts: 4953 | Registered: Jan 2004  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Ela
Member
Member # 1365

 - posted      Profile for Ela           Edit/Delete Post 
Belle, the Library Wench shirt is awesome.

Secret confession: I used to help out my school librarian by shelving books, and putting misshelved book back in the right order, and I loved doing that. [Smile]

Posts: 5771 | Registered: Nov 2000  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Belle
Member
Member # 2314

 - posted      Profile for Belle   Email Belle         Edit/Delete Post 
I know a lot of you have talked about being bored in a library - but the field of library and information science is anything but boring now.

I read an article (which I can't find dagnabbit! [Wall Bash] ) not too long ago about medical librarians that actually went on rounds with doctors. They were specialists - one worked in emergency med, one in another section of the hospital, and they carried their laptops with them, and when the doctors were on rounds talking to patients and med students, they would be available to look up the latest information right there. In some cases actually pulled up information that helped the doctor make a diagnosis. Some doctors have even phoned medical libraries from the OR.

Yeah, I know I sound a recruitment video - but there is so much more to LIS than just books and shelving them and keeping collections. There is so much more going on, and it's a great time to be going into the field.

Posts: 14428 | Registered: Aug 2001  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
rivka
Member
Member # 4859

 - posted      Profile for rivka   Email rivka         Edit/Delete Post 
I would totally be thinking about doing this (with the aim of working in a university science or medical library) . . . if it paid better. [Frown] [Razz]
Posts: 32919 | Registered: Mar 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
fugu13
Member
Member # 2859

 - posted      Profile for fugu13   Email fugu13         Edit/Delete Post 
Uh, being a university librarian pays pretty well (not overwhelmingly, but not bad, either). Ditto school librarian.

Its public librarian that pays atrociously.

Posts: 15770 | Registered: Dec 2001  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
rivka
Member
Member # 4859

 - posted      Profile for rivka   Email rivka         Edit/Delete Post 
The difference between my current salary and the current salaries in my area for university librarians (at least those with less than 10-15 years experience) is not worth another two years of school (and that's full-time -- it would take me longer). At least not the last time I looked.

[ March 18, 2005, 08:34 PM: Message edited by: rivka ]

Posts: 32919 | Registered: Mar 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Dan_raven
Member
Member # 3383

 - posted      Profile for Dan_raven   Email Dan_raven         Edit/Delete Post 
In high school our librarian was a rather large woman with a permanent scowl and a ruler used to keep order in the library.

She once kicked a teacher out of the library for talking to loud and disturbing her children.

When the advanced Shakespeare class had our annual "Shakespeare Dinner" we invited her and allowed her to be Queen Elizabeth. She got to use a fork.

Ahhh, Librarians are wonderful.

Posts: 11895 | Registered: Apr 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
  This topic comprises 2 pages: 1  2   

   Close Topic   Feature Topic   Move Topic   Delete Topic next oldest topic   next newest topic
 - Printer-friendly view of this topic
Hop To:


Contact Us | Hatrack River Home Page

Copyright © 2008 Hatrack River Enterprises Inc. All rights reserved.
Reproduction in whole or in part without permission is prohibited.


Powered by Infopop Corporation
UBB.classic™ 6.7.2