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skillery
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posted July 06, 2004 11:24 PM
*soaks blissfully in a strawberry bubble bath, contemplating his next adventure* drain the swamp behind the Wenches’ Tavern and perhaps discover some ancient artifacts visit the old crone in the woods and discover her secret for making distilled mushroom liquor perfect the sport of spider twine shock cord jumping fix the kite, send Fallow aloft, and see what trouble he gets into *decides to consult with the goat*
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fallow
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posted July 07, 2004 12:58 AM
*falls asleep with book open to chapter 402 - "The Pet Goat Rides a Kite"* "grampa?"
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skillery
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posted July 07, 2004 01:08 AM
*expertly lashes kite frame together and stretches the sail cloth over it* *finds goat nibbling on Shan's roses* C'mere goat; I need you to help me improve the glide ratio of this contraption. *Feeds goat a basket of raw cabbage, supplemented by hard boiled eggs and a pound of cheese* ...vectored thrust...
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fallow
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posted July 07, 2004 01:22 AM
"grampa? grampa, are you asleep?!" {{{ *hails skillery* skill? what are you doing with the goat there? I think that beast belongs to the wenches. }}} *snorts* *coughs* Yes, I think I may have been. *hefts book* So, it's the story of the Pet Goat and Skillery's "he's funny!" who? "Skillery. He's funny." well, he wasn't always so, but that's another story. should I continue with the goat and the kite? "yeah"
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skillery
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posted July 07, 2004 01:28 AM
*suspends goat from a sling behind the pilot's sling* *affixes a wooden rudder to the goat's tail* *looks around for a volunteer test pilot*
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fallow
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posted July 07, 2004 02:47 AM
Let's see what he's up to, then, shall we? {{{ *hails skillery* *brushes cracker crumbs off chest* Nice rig, sir! does that thing fly?! }}} *hears a derisive sigh* "grampa?" what? "you read that part already!" I did? "yes, you did!" well, I'll skip forward a bit then, you're majesty. how's about that? [ July 07, 2004, 02:50 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]
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skillery
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posted July 07, 2004 08:01 PM
Ah, a volunteer! *begins strapping Fallow into the pilot's sling* To turn, just lean to one side or the other. This mechanism releases the tether. And this is your supplemental propulsion unit... *points to the bloated goat* Any questions? Good! *checks the wind* *secures the free end of the tether to a fence post* ...now I suppose I should warn you... ...where'd he go? *squints into the glaring sun as Fallow and supplemental propulsion unit soar heavenward*
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fallow
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posted July 07, 2004 10:53 PM
YEEEEE!!! "munch munch" HAWWWW!!!!! "munch munch" *fallow sails into the wild blue yonder, tears of joy beginning to form as he reaches out to touch the face of...* "munch munch" what the? *turns around in his seat as the goat bites through the last fiber of the tether* oh crap!
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skillery
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posted July 08, 2004 01:30 AM
*waves goodbye to Fallow* *rushes inside the Wenches' Tavern and runs up the stairs to the tower bedroom* *watches as Fallow glides into the distance* *takes note of the general direction of the kite's travel*
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skillery
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posted July 08, 2004 09:18 PM
*throws some stale biscuits in a poke, climbs up on the orb weaver's back, and heads off in search of Fallow*
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fallow
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posted July 08, 2004 11:32 PM
*relaxes into his seat as a stiff breeze promises to keep the untethered kite aloft* "munch" *admires the scenery drifting by, semiconsciously wondering what the goat is nibbling* *the fields... the forest... the streams. the lake off in the distance. the odd scorched-earth scattered here and there.* "munch"
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skillery
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posted July 09, 2004 12:01 AM
*crosses a familiar stream* *wonders if it's keg day* *decides to take a brief side-trip* *notices that Argiope minuta seems a bit on-edge*
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fallow
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posted July 09, 2004 01:28 AM
"munch" *reaches hand over shoulder and swats goat's muzzle* cut that out!
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skillery
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posted July 09, 2004 01:43 AM
*feels a shudder go through the giant orb weaver* *is terrified to find that the trees on both sides seem to be following him* Not trees...no roots. Legs? *tilts head way back and looks up* Holy Mommy Bugga Bugga!
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fallow
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posted July 09, 2004 02:01 AM
*closes his eyes to nap and rubs his nose at the slight tingle of ozone burning his nose* *the kite flutters a bit* *opens one lazy eye to see a melon-shaped airborne vehicle in the distance behind them* bleet?! *turns to the goat* what is that? *shockwaves buffet the kite*
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skillery
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posted July 09, 2004 02:17 AM
*is deftly plucked from the orb weaver's back and finds himself being crushed in the pincers of the mother of all spiders* *watches as the tiny orb weaver far below scurries up the nearest tree* *feels his head spinning as the air is forced from his lungs*
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fallow
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posted July 09, 2004 02:28 AM
*a small hand slaps down hard on the open book* "grampa!" *pause* what? "Is Skillery gonna get eaten?" well, what do you think? "I think you should have saved him!" how could I? I was stuck up there in Skillery's contraption with that infernal goat! "so." so?! what do you mean so?
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skillery
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posted July 09, 2004 02:32 AM
*hears the universally recognized sound of expectoration* ptoooi! *feels like a watermelon seed as he sails through the air* *waves at Fallow and goat as he passes*
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Shan
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posted July 09, 2004 09:11 AM
*picks her frail old body up off the floor* "Grandson - Gramps is NOT a gentleman. Never has been, never will. You want skillery saved, go have an adventure and save him." *Pats the l'il tyke on the head and glares at fallow.* *Hobbles outside to inspect the rosebushes*
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fallow
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posted July 10, 2004 03:14 AM
*what happened then, gramps? are you snoozing?" *snorts awake* just catching a bit of shut-eye. what happened next? *stabs finger down on page* well, near as I recall and as what's written down here, the spring came early that year. The gourds and melons of the wenches' garden grew thick and ripe for the harvesting. The roses bloomed in beautific varieties crossing the spectrum from blue lush to lavendar crush. "grampa?" yes? "are you talking about gramma again?"
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Space Opera
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posted July 11, 2004 11:48 PM
*decides that after the fireworks excitment she needs to relax* *pours herself a glass of rock rabbit and sits under a tree humming a Nat King Cole song* space opera
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fallow
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posted July 11, 2004 11:56 PM
*peers over his reading glasses* no. no, I wasn't talking about your grandmother.
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Shan
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posted July 12, 2004 02:31 AM
"When he gets to the part about the thorns, grandson . . . " *Stalks back upstairs to her boudoir*
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fallow
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posted July 13, 2004 11:37 PM
"well, then, howcome the book keeps talking about you?" when? "every time you doze off." yes? "and it 'sounds' like gamma, but she's upstairs and her voice is coming from the book!" *shrugs* what do you want me to do about it? your grammy was never much of a navigator. they took her kite-license away, you know?
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skillery
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posted August 08, 2004 01:41 PM
*wearily pushes through the front door of the Wenches' Tavern* *kicks off dusty orc-skin boots* *collapses into the overstuffed chair by the fire and props his feet up on the hearthstone* *snoozes*
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Olivetta
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posted November 17, 2004 04:14 PM
The original thread is gone. I have a copy if anyboy's interested.
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skillery
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posted November 17, 2004 06:44 PM
*packs up the spider kite and stores it in the shed for the winter* *makes his way through the cobwebs down to the Bachelor Wizard's Pad to check on the spiders* *hears the crunching of what sounds like bones under his feet*
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skillery
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posted November 17, 2004 07:56 PM
*feels a cold chill as the bones at his feet begin to move of their own accord*
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skillery
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posted November 17, 2004 08:35 PM
*stands in awe as the bones begin to assemble themselves*
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skillery
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posted January 09, 2006 03:30 PM
*Is awakened by the swiping of a wet and raspy goat tongue across his unshaven face* How long have I been asleep? Not long enough? Okay. ZZZZZZZZZ...
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pooka
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posted January 09, 2006 05:13 PM
So this isn't the real Wenches tavern?
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 09, 2006 05:50 PM
<-- fantasizes about being a tavern wench
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skillery
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posted January 09, 2006 05:53 PM
*Dreams of tavern wenches*
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Evie3217
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posted January 09, 2006 06:28 PM
quote: <-- fantasizes about being a tavern wench Me too! I think we should star a club Tante.
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skillery
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posted January 09, 2006 06:35 PM
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 09, 2006 06:45 PM
quote: Originally posted by Evie3217:Me too! I think we should star a club Tante. Hmm...Club Tante...
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Tante Shvester
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posted January 09, 2006 06:53 PM
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skillery
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posted January 09, 2006 07:03 PM
*Is awoken by voices* Wha wha what? Is somebody calling me? Mom? Must have been having one of my <ALT>177(▒) dreams again... *Yawns* Wenches... ZZZZZZZZZZ...
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 05, 2006 09:24 PM
Now this was a bar. Too bad it's so defunct...
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Tinros
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posted March 05, 2006 09:26 PM
*sniff* Tante? You've turned on me?
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 05, 2006 09:36 PM
Tinros, I haven't left you. I have, however, left that other establishment for a while.
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Jeesh
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posted March 05, 2006 09:36 PM
Tante! I thought you were a Giants Shadow!?!?!
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Jeesh
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posted March 05, 2006 09:38 PM
Why leave Tante?
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Tante Shvester
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posted March 05, 2006 09:40 PM
Folk at the other place are misbehaving. I can't relax there with all that consternation .
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Jeesh
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posted March 05, 2006 09:42 PM
The war ended. Peace is restored. But Tinros is a water molecule. >
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Jeesh
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posted March 05, 2006 09:43 PM
The war ended. Peace is restored. But Tinros is a water molecule. >
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skillery
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posted March 05, 2006 09:45 PM
*awakens to find himself slouched in a large, overstuffed chair* *notices a profusion of hair on chin and body* *struggles to rise but finds that the hair on his back and buttocks has intertwined with the fabric of the chair* *considers signing up for meals on wheels*
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Tinros
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posted March 05, 2006 09:48 PM
*glug* The Mighty Robot isn't responding, Tante. You and your thermometer are my only hope of ever being human again! *glug*
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Earendil18
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posted March 06, 2006 04:48 AM
*A bright star says hello to all the good folk, and continues on its voyage o'er the twilit' land*
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