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[ROFL]
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romanylass
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Run away! Run away!
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Can't. breathe. [ROFL]
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*Wonders why people are laughing and rolling on the the floor* [Confused]

Hey, what a interesting squirrel.

AHHH! [Eek!]
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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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dot dot dot
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http://www.ottonomy.net/images/squirrel.jpg

I made this image for a friend, Brianna, who is afraid of squirrels... Coincidence? Or are squirrels just plain evil?
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Hungry squirrels kill dog! [Eek!]
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They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.

A pine cone shortage may have led the squirrels to seek other food sources, although scientists are sceptical.
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[ROFL] [ROFL]
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Hehehe, where's Saudade when you need her?

I'll do it myself: http://www.foobonic.com/gallery/v/usr-Saudade/abw.jpg.html
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beware of The Squirrrrrrrrreeeelllllllll!!!!


hmmm, maybe it's a relation of the Monty Python & the Holy Grail rabbit?
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Dear lord . . .

*makes offering of pine cones to squirrel gods in hopes of mercy*
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Jenni laughed so hard at that first story she almost hurt herself.


You see, she was attacked by a squirrel when she was 20...while taking a shower . [Big Grin]
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Oh, my gosh, that is the funniest thing I've read in a long time!
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Tears of mirth are springing from my eyes.

Brilliantly told!
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romanylass
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My son was attacked by a squirrel this summer.But I think it was provoked.
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Your son picks fights with squirrels? [Confused]
That is the funniest "dog bites man" story I have ever read! [ROFL]
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ah!!! [ROFL] That was awesome!
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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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You want an evil squirrel?

Nuts to you!

!!!!!!!WARNING!!!!!LANGUAGE!!!!!!!
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[ROFL] [ROFL] [ROFL] [ROFL]

That was the funniest thing I've read in a long time. I tried to read it to my friends but I couldn't get through it I was laughing too hard. I had to let one of my friends finish it. The bit where he chucks the squirrel into the police car... [ROFL] ... that's priceless.

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Squirrels are teh devil.
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Black Mage
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Squirrels kill. Please, chop down the squirrelforests.

You know, I heard that before European settlement, a squirrel could travel from the Atlantic to the Mississippi without touching the ground. You know what that says to me?

Assassins that leave no footprints.
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*brandishes fists* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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I didn't know squirrels could be so evil. *hides [Angst] *
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They try to trick you by being all cute and furry, but no, they are indeed evil spawn.
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Black Mage
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Like bunnies.

Bunnies, bunnies, it must be bunnies!

Or maybe midgets.
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or like my sister's cat--the evil Yoda. It scratches her to show he cares--and draws blood out of love. When he goes out in the cold he becomes concentrated pure cat evil.
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That was great! [ROFL]
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[ROFL]

amazing.
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Other squirrelish events. [ROFL]
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Flesh-eating squirrel stalks streets of Knutsford

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"Everyone round here is living in fear and they will not let their children out any more because of this violent squirrel.
"I cannot even put my washing out. I'll never trust squirrels again."
[Angst]
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Saudade, where are you?
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hahaha, that is such a funny story.
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