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Ode to Papa Janitor (with reference to processed meat):
O Janitor fair! Proud Papa! with badge Of honorable authority dost rule this board, Responding to whistles with alacrity; Thou, silent Guard! dost protect us from foul spam and bad behavior: Oh trolls and spammers! When you have moved on to the next website, He shall remain, in midst of other woe Than yours, a friend to all, to whom he sayeth, ‘Spam is forbidden, read the TOS—that is all Ye know on Hatrack, and all ye need to know.’
(I’m just not sure whether the close quote should go after TOS or after know.)
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You know when that jerk posts, with his links, babe Annoying ads the forum slam!. Admin rights, though, has Papa Jan'tor so there's never, never trace of spam.
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