Uncle Orson Reviews Everything
April 20, 2008
First appeared in print in The Rhinoceros Times
, Greensboro, NC.
Rowling, Lexicon, and Oz
Can you believe that J.K. Rowling is suing a small publisher because she
claims their 10,000-copy edition of Harry Potter Lexicon, a book about Rowling's
hugely successful novel series, is just a "rearrangement" of her own material.
Rowling "feels like her words were stolen," said lawyer Dan Shallman.
Well, heck, I feel like the plot of my novel Ender's Game was stolen by J.K.
A young kid growing up in an oppressive family situation suddenly learns that
he is one of a special class of children with special abilities, who are to be
educated in a remote training facility where student life is dominated by an
intense game played by teams flying in midair, at which this kid turns out to be
exceptionally talented and a natural leader. He trains other kids in
unauthorized extra sessions, which enrages his enemies, who attack him with
the intention of killing him; but he is protected by his loyal, brilliant friends
and gains strength from the love of some of his family members. He is given
special guidance by an older man of legendary accomplishments who
previously kept the enemy at bay. He goes on to become the crucial figure in a
struggle against an unseen enemy who threatens the whole world.
This paragraph lists only most prominent similarities between Ender's Game
and the Harry Potter series. My book was published in England years before
Rowling began writing about Harry Potter. Rowling was known to be reading
widely in speculative fiction during the era after the publication of my book.
I can get on the stand and cry, too, Ms. Rowling, and talk about feeling
The difference between us is that I actually make enough money from Ender's
Game to be content, without having to try to punish other people whose
creativity might have been inspired by something I wrote.
Mine is not the only work that one can charge Rowling "borrowed" from. Check
out this piece from a fan site, pointing out links between Harry Potter and
other previous works: http://www.geocities.com/versetrue/rowling.htm. And
don't forget the lawsuit by Nancy K. Stouffer, the author of a book entitled The
Legend of Rah and the Muggles, whose hero was named "Larry Potter."
At that time, Rowling's lawyers called Stouffer's claim "frivolous."
It's true that we writers borrow words from each other -- but we're supposed to
admit it and not pretend we're original when we're not. I took the word ansible
from Ursula K. LeGuin, and have always said so. Rowling, however, denies
If Steven Vander Ark, the author of Lexicon, had written fiction that he claimed
was original, when it was actually a rearrangement of ideas taken from the
Harry Potter books, then she'd have a case.
But Lexicon is intended only as a reference book for people who have already
paid for their copies of Rowling's books. Even though the book is not scholarly,
it certainly falls within the realm of scholarly comment.
Rowling's hypocrisy is so thick I can hardly breathe: Prior to the publication of
each novel, there were books about them that were no more intrusive than
Lexicon. I contributed to one of them, and there was no complaint about it
from Rowling or her publishers because they knew perfectly well that these
fan/scholar ancillary publication were great publicity and actually boosted
But now the Harry Potter series is over, and Rowling claims that her "creative
work" is being "decimated."
Of course, she doesn't claim that it's the Lexicon that is harming her "creative
work" (who's she borrowing from this time?); it's the lawsuit itself! And since
she chose to bring the suit, whose fault is it? If she had left Vander Ark alone
to publish his little book and make his little bit of money, she wouldn't be
distracted from her next novel.
But no, Rowling claims Vander Ark's book "constitutes wholesale theft of 17
years of my hard work."
Seventeen years? What a crock. Apparently she includes in that total the
timeframe in which she was reading -- and borrowing from -- the work of other
On the stand, though, Rowling's chief complaint seems to be that she would do
a better job of annotating and encyclopedizing her own series.
Nothing prevents her from doing exactly that -- annotating and explaining her
own novels. Do you think that if there were a Harry Potter Annotated by the
Author, Vander Ark's book would interfere with her sales in any way?
This frivolous lawsuit puts at serious risk the entire tradition of commentary
on fiction. Any student writing a paper about the Harry Potter books, any
scholarly treatise about it, will certainly do everything she's complaining about.
Once you publish fiction, Ms. Rowling, anybody is free to write about it, to
comment on it, and to quote liberally from it, as long as the source is cited.
Here's the irony: Vander Ark had the material for this book on his website for
years, and Rowling is quoted as saying that when she needed to look up some
'fact" from her earlier books, she would sometimes "sneak into an Internet café
while out writing and check a fact rather than go into a bookshop and buy a
copy of Harry Potter."
In other words, she already had made personal use of Vander Ark's work and
found it valuable. Even if it has shortcomings, she found it useful.
That means that Vander Ark created something original and useful -- he added
value to the product. If Rowling wants to claim that it interferes with her
creativity now, she should have made that complaint back when she was using
it -- and giving Vander Ark an award for his website back in 2004.
Now, of course, she regrets "bitterly" having given the award.
You know what I think is going on?
Rowling has nowhere to go and nothing to do now that the Harry Potter series
is over. After all her literary borrowing, she shot her wad and she's flailing
about trying to come up with something to do that means anything.
Moreover, she is desperate for literary respectability. Even though she made
more money than the Queen or Oprah Winfrey in some years, she had to see
her books pushed off the bestseller lists and consigned to a special "children's
book" list. Litterateurs sneer at her work as a kind of subliterature, not really
It makes her insane. The money wasn't enough. She wants to be treated with
At the same time, she's also surrounded by people whose primary function is to
suck up to her. No doubt some of them were saying to her, "It's wrong for
these other people to be exploiting what you created to make money for
She let herself be talked into being outraged over a perfectly normal publishing
activity, one that she had actually made use of herself during its web
Now she is suing somebody who has devoted years to promoting her work and
making no money from his efforts -- which actually helped her make some of
her bazillions of dollars.
Talent does not excuse Rowling's ingratitude, her vanity, her greed, her
bullying of the little guy, and her pathetic claims of emotional distress.
I fully expect that the outcome of this lawsuit will be:
1. Publication of Lexicon will go on without any problem or prejudice, because
it clearly falls within the copyright law's provision for scholarly work,
commentary, and review.
2. Rowling will be forced to pay Steven Vander Ark's legal fees, since her suit
was utterly without merit from the start.
3. People who hear about this suit will have a sour taste in their mouth about
Rowling from now on. Her Cinderella story once charmed us. Her greedy evil-witch behavior now disgusts us. And her next book will be perceived as the
work of that evil witch.
It's like her stupid, self-serving claim that Dumbledore was gay. She wants
credit for being very up-to-date and politically correct -- but she didn't have
the guts to put that supposed "fact" into the actual novels, knowing that it
might hurt sales.
What a pretentious, puffed-up coward. When I have a gay character in my
fiction, I say so right in the book. I don't wait until after it has had all its initial
sales to mention it.
Rowling has now shown herself to lack a brain, a heart and courage. Clearly,
she needs to visit Oz.
Lawyers tend to agree with OSC on Rowling - only fans misunderstand the law. See "Hogwarts Law School" at reasononline