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Topic: The Tom Davidson Humour Thread
Farmgirl
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posted January 13, 2005 05:25 PM
TomD has a sense of humor? oh j/k Farmgirl
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Dagonee
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posted January 13, 2005 05:26 PM
So three Tom Davidson's walk into a bar...
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Ralphie
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posted January 13, 2005 05:30 PM
Dag - Put a j/k on that, boy! Pronto!
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Jonathan Howard
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posted January 13, 2005 05:34 PM
TITLE IS REGISTERED TRADEMARK. ANY EXPLICIT USE OF TERMINOLOGY, SEMANTICS, MORPHOLOGICAL DEVELOPMENT OR SYNTAX AND STRUCTURE OF ORIGINAL TITLE POSTED BY JONATHAN HOWARD IS A DIRECT, OFFICIAL VIOLATION OF THE UNSPOKEN COPYTIGHT. ANY VIOLATION OF IT IS REGARDED AS ABUSE OF THE REGISTERED TRADEMARK AND MISUSE OF ITS PURPOSES. J/k!!!! Anyway, I guess my titles are popular? Don't take this seriiously, Papa Moose! If TomD has a sense of humour, I can have an eccentric one as well! [ January 13, 2005, 05:35 PM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]
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SteveRogers
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posted January 13, 2005 05:35 PM
So what do you do to keep TomDavidson occupied for a long time? (Crowd is silent) You put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner!! J/K...............Tom you're a great guy........so don't take that personally.........
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ladyday
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posted January 13, 2005 05:36 PM
*blinks* Have we cut back the dobies recently? Usually new folk are honored to be dobied. So much yelling...
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Elizabeth
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posted January 13, 2005 05:37 PM
No, you put him in a round room, tell him there are no corners, and watch how he convinces you that there are. [ January 13, 2005, 05:38 PM: Message edited by: Elizabeth ]
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SteveRogers
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posted January 13, 2005 05:38 PM
dobies? dobied...........now I am confused
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jeniwren
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posted January 13, 2005 05:38 PM
Wow, ladyday, nice to see you!
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Ralphie
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posted January 13, 2005 05:40 PM
quote: dobies? dobied...........now I am confused Lurking a bit helps on these issues. And, hey Billie! Leslie and Billie have come out to play today. [ January 13, 2005, 05:41 PM: Message edited by: Ralphie ]
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Jonathan Howard
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posted January 13, 2005 05:41 PM
quote: You put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner!! That's a Jewish Persian joke! Q: "How do you drive a Persian nuts?" A: "You put him in a round room and tll him there's a shekel in the corner."
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Tristan
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posted January 13, 2005 05:47 PM
As a published writer, I fear that I -- from a literary forum such as Hatrack -- expected the jokes to be of substantially higher quality than those so far displayed. j/k
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Jonathan Howard
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posted January 13, 2005 05:49 PM
Again, you criticise Hatrack Fun; all you ever want is the intellect, no? J/k!
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punwit
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posted January 13, 2005 05:49 PM
quote: So what do you do to keep TomDavidson occupied for a long time? I suggest that you register a new screen name and post inflammatory remarks. Tom's expertise as a troll identifier can be exploited to provide hours of make work. [ January 13, 2005, 05:50 PM: Message edited by: punwit ]
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Teshi
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posted January 13, 2005 05:51 PM
quote: No, you put him in a round room, tell him there are no corners, and watch how he convinces you that there are. This is true.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted January 13, 2005 06:15 PM
We must keep this on the top of the list, for Tom to see!
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Glenn Arnold
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posted January 13, 2005 06:19 PM
quote: No, you put him in a round room, tell him there are no corners, and watch how he convinces you that there are. I think it's actually: You put him in a round room, tell him there are corners, and watch how he convinces you there aren't.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted January 13, 2005 06:20 PM
Why tell him there are corners? He knows what we think anyway.
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Papa Moose
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posted January 13, 2005 06:41 PM
You put Tom in a round room, and he will point out the corners where the round wall meets the floor or ceiling, then explain that your view of "round" is limited, and what you probably meant to do was put him in a spherical room, but he has no reason to believe you have a spherical one to put him in, and even if you did it would be silly shape for a room and he wouldn't want to live there.
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PSI Teleport
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posted January 13, 2005 06:42 PM
Ladyday! I was just thinking about you today!
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Jonathan Howard
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posted January 13, 2005 06:44 PM
The Lady of The Day. WHERE IS TOM? TWO THREADS FOR HIM AND HE'S AWAY! Ahhh... Papa, why did you write "humoUr" in the title, to integrate with mine?
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Papa Moose
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posted January 13, 2005 06:48 PM
I was aiming for bold with a hint of sophistication and lacking in pretention.
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Jonathan Howard
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posted January 13, 2005 06:51 PM
Is it really that subtle, or are you just making that up?
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Annie
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posted January 13, 2005 06:54 PM
*sings*Lady Day's got diamond eyes... She sees the truth behind the lies Sorry, that just gets stuck in my head whenever I see your name.
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GaalD
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posted January 13, 2005 07:21 PM
quote: No, you put him in a round room, tell him there are no corners, and watch how he convinces you that there are. Tom's probably smart enough to do that, too. quote: That's a Jewish Persian joke! Q: "How do you drive a Persian nuts?" A: "You put him in a round room and tll him there's a shekel in the corner." Watch the Jewish Persian jokes...I'm both
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Verily the Younger
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posted January 13, 2005 09:49 PM
I'm not much into the Tom Davidson humour. I'm a blood man myself, though in a pinch black bile will do. [ January 13, 2005, 09:49 PM: Message edited by: Verily the Younger ]
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kwsni
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posted January 13, 2005 10:42 PM
Tom Davidson humor: quote: It's a little known fact that we managed to beat the Russians to the moon by using a cheat code. quote: I'm not Kama's programmer. In all honesty, if I were, she would post more pictures in less clothing. quote: *points up to Christy's post* She's been doing that all week. We drove past this gorgeous A-frame a block or two down, and --WHAM: houseboat. I can't stop her. Ni!
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Leonide
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posted January 13, 2005 10:53 PM
quote: I was aiming for bold with a hint of sophistication and lacking in pretention. So you were going for Meg Ryan? Somehow i don't get that from the thread title. j/k
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Farmgirl
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posted January 14, 2005 09:10 AM
TomD himself never replied in this thread! And here I thought Papa Moose's last post -- his description of Tom in a round room -- was so right-on-the-money that surely Tom would have a comeback reply for it! Farmgirl
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BannaOj
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posted January 14, 2005 11:43 AM
Grin, knowing Tom do you actually expect him to post in a thread dedicated to him? I don't. AJ
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PSI Teleport
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posted January 14, 2005 11:45 AM
He wouldn't want us to know he craves the attention. j/k
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Papa Moose
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posted January 14, 2005 11:53 AM
Knowing Tom, do you expect him to desire to bestow any sort of credibility on a Dobie thread? [ January 14, 2005, 11:54 AM: Message edited by: Papa Moose ]
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PSI Teleport
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posted January 14, 2005 11:55 AM
I thought the other one was the dobie. Oh well.
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Papa Moose
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posted January 14, 2005 12:00 PM
PSI, you thought I would spell humor that way on purpose? And Leonide, thank you for recognizing the reference. As long as one person does, I feel ok about myself. --Pop
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Elizabeth
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posted January 14, 2005 01:45 PM
"WHERE IS TOM? TWO THREADS FOR HIM AND HE'S AWAY!" Jonathan, if you want Tom's attention, just email him. He is very nice, and you will get more out of him than you are getting here, I bet.
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Tristan
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posted January 14, 2005 02:12 PM
Just don't forget he's already married.
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Ela
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posted January 14, 2005 02:18 PM
Tom seems to be studiously avoiding this thread. And Elizabeth, I emailed Tom once and he never answered me.
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Elizabeth
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posted January 14, 2005 03:28 PM
Well, you are a good secret keeper! ha ha.
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Ralphie
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posted January 14, 2005 04:44 PM
quote: Tom Davidson humor: I didn't see a single "j/k " in that lot, so I don't buy it.
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The Rabbit
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posted January 14, 2005 07:21 PM
quote: I'm secretly very shy. Which does not explain why you drove 100 miles at the drop of a hat to kiss a woman you'd never met.
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The Rabbit
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posted January 14, 2005 07:33 PM
A very, very well kept secret.
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Verily the Younger
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posted January 14, 2005 09:51 PM
Nobody got my joke? I guess humour humour is too subtle.
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twinky
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posted January 14, 2005 10:04 PM
quote: I'm secretly very shy. j/k There, fixed that for you.
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