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Topic: The Internet Hurling Range
mr_porteiro_head
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posted October 03, 2006 08:49 PM
This is a thread where you get to hurl stuff and get it hurled at you. If you don't want to be hurled at, stay out and we'll leave you alone. *hurls internet pumpkin at the darkness* *starts work on trebuchet*
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Rakeesh
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posted October 03, 2006 08:51 PM
Alright, I'm thinking we need some pieces of glass, throw some salt and cayenne pepper in there, get some nails, and we've got ourselves a nasty projectile. Now, to find an internet watermelon...
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Belle
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posted October 03, 2006 08:53 PM
*dons black ninja gear* *sneaks around and sabotages m_p_h's trebuchet* *gets hit in head by internet pumpkin randomly thrown at the darkness* OW! That smarts.
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Tante Shvester
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posted October 03, 2006 09:14 PM
I've been touched by a noodly appendage! :thinks about bumping that "tipping thread": :hurls:
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Mr.Funny
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posted October 03, 2006 11:23 PM
~throws asterisks out the window~ Hah! Let's see everyone else in the thread do things NOW!
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Alcon
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posted October 03, 2006 11:29 PM
:drops an anvil on Mr. Funny:
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TomDavidson
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posted October 03, 2006 11:32 PM
:minds his own business until he is struck by several aster*is**ks*****
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Alcon
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posted October 03, 2006 11:42 PM
:launches a honey filled water baloon at MPH from his homemade trebuchet:
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rivka
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posted October 04, 2006 12:07 AM
:tosses mph's excess e back at him:
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mr_porteiro_head
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posted October 04, 2006 12:18 AM
~throws the Oxford English Dictionary at Rivka, which lists "potatoe" as a variant form~
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Morbo
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posted October 04, 2006 12:31 AM
All 20 volumes? Or the CDs, shuriken-style?
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Mr.Funny
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posted October 04, 2006 12:35 AM
Oh! Shuriken-CDs! ~activates AOL "infinite ammo" cheat~
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posted October 04, 2006 12:35 AM
:flings feather pillow at everyone because I can't sleep and am mad about it.
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Morbo
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posted October 04, 2006 12:39 AM
: hurls cases of Perrier perrier-style at Porter for ducking my question :
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Morbo
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posted October 04, 2006 12:44 AM
::hurls down gauntlet daring anyone to out-kewl a perrier-style catapult::
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rivka
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posted October 04, 2006 12:47 AM
quote: Originally posted by mr_porteiro_head: ~throws the Oxford English Dictionary at Rivka, which lists "potatoe" as a variant form~ Nuh-uh. And *ducks*
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posted October 04, 2006 12:48 AM
:inserts fat writhing, hissing cat (that woke me up!) into perrier-style catapault and lets fly at Morbo
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mr_porteiro_head
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posted October 04, 2006 12:50 AM
That's the Compact Oxford English Dictionary that you linked to.
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Mr.Funny
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posted October 04, 2006 12:57 AM
~implements ninja laughing dodge technique~
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Alcon
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posted October 04, 2006 11:08 AM
*straps rockets to an entire bookshelf and launches it at where rivka and mhp are arguing*
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Dr Strangelove
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posted October 04, 2006 04:25 PM
*hurls unmentionable things at anyone stupid enough to stick their head up* becauses it's one of those days.
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Silent E
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posted October 04, 2006 04:30 PM
:throws a fit: :stops to ponder whether it's a conniption fit or a hissy fit: :throws both, one with each hand:
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SoaPiNuReYe
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posted October 04, 2006 04:35 PM
///Lifts up torpedo/// ///Looks at Alcon///
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Jeesh
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posted October 04, 2006 08:11 PM
*throws ninja stars at Silent E*
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Tante Shvester
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posted October 04, 2006 08:15 PM
quote: Originally posted by Dr Strangelove: *hurls unmentionable things at anyone stupid enough to stick their head up* Wha -- are you referring to me? . . . . . Ouch!
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posted October 05, 2006 01:18 AM
:catches Silent E's fits :contemplates--do I hurl it back? Fling it? Toss it? Naah. I think one can only throw a fit. :throws a fit at Gap "Skinny Black Pant" commercial :throws another fit back at SilentE, since he started it.
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