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Belgarath
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Boy Slash your rant almost made me feel so bad that i didn't think i belonged here anymore. but ive been here lurking so long its my second home.

;O)
[Cool]

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::gasp:: Member number four! I am not worthy!
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Member # 4 with 12 posts... that's gotta be a lurking record...
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I think Amka's husband looks a bit like Tom Hanks for some reason. So I guess if you think Tom Hanks is sexy, there you go.

AJ

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Sexy is as sexy does.
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I am too sexy for my shirt.
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Then can I have it? I haven't done Laundry in a while...
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What's more amazing than Number 4 and 12 posts is that #12 is to this thread...
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quote:
I think Amka's husband looks a bit like Tom Hanks for some reason. So I guess if you think Tom Hanks is sexy, there you go.

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Trogdor the Burninator
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Dobie, nobody does it better.

[Hail]

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18. All those ridiculously cute Hatrack couples bring out the most vehement jealousy in you. [Big Grin]
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Taalcon
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I think this will be the one and only time I ever tell Annie to Shut Up.
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Amka
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Wow that explains a lot...
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*shuts up, but continues giggling*

Awww, Taal - I saw you and Kama.... I think it could happen!

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*sighs*
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Slash the Berzerker
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If my superiority was EVER in doubt, I need only point out that I drew member number 4 out of lurking to post in my thread.

Bel, I bow ONLY to your single digit superiority.

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Slash the Berzerker
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#18 Mafia

Here are my suggestions for future mafia games, since it has already degenerated to the 'little house on the prairie' level of lameness:

Gay Marriage Mafia - Will the loving same sex couples make it to the altar before the bigots slap an injunction on them?

Tom Clancy Mafia - Can the small band of toughened warriors packing state of the art firepower and the latest intel be able to terminate the moles in their midst before the mission goes fubar?

Slash Mafia - How many newbies will the hidden lizardman contingent be able to eat before they are stopped?

Orson Scott Card Mafia - How many townsies will be murdered, and mafia guys lynched, before everyone realizes that if they had just stopped and tried to understand each other, none of this would have happened?

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Your ideas intrigue me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter....
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lol!
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Ohhh, Tom Clancy mafia sounds good. We could do some of his books specifically, Hunt for Red October mafia could be fun.

Hobbes [Smile]

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Hobbes
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Yah Erik, but I think we still have to go on the retreat anyways.

Hobbes [Smile]

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Will they be serving lunch?

What of beer?

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Bob the Lawyer
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This thread needs to be immortalized and made required reading for anyone who's about to write a *list* thread so they can see what a funny one looks like.
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quote:
Here are my suggestions for future mafia games, since it has already degenerated to the 'little house on the prairie' level of lameness:
#24,356 -- calling something lame without ever having played it. [Grumble]

And it's called 'Little Mafia on the Prairie," and the death scenes are guaranteed to make you proud, Mr. Lizard man.

But I would co-host Slash mafia in a heartbeat with you, if you wanted.

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Slash the Berzerker
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#19 People who take anything in this thread seriously.

We're looking at you, Trogdor.

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*Reads this thread and sobs in the corner*

I'll never be good enough.

Goodbye, World.

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Mafia?

I have so much to learn...

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Trogdor the Burninator
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I'm not taking it seriously. I'm MARKETING!

And thanks for the opportunity, my dragon brother. [Smile]

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Slash the Berzerker
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#20 People who market their lame product in another person's thread

I mean really. What's next? Mafia popup ads inside the Onanism thread?

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Trogdor the Burninator
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**takes offense**
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Slash the Berzerker
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Gimme my offense back.
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Here, Slash, you can borrow mine.
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Slash the Berzerker
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Pooka, yours looks really worn. It may be overused.
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#9910 = Being trapped in Slash's Hoochie Stable.

#9911 = Not being trapped in Slash's Hoochie Stable.

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*am refraining mightily from inappropriate commentary, out of respect for the decorum of this thread

*shoots Slash with a spitball in the back of the head

[Big Grin]

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Slash the Berzerker
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#21 ClaudiaTherese toying with my affections

*rubs spot where spitball hit*

I'll never shampoo again.

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I'll never spit again, only ... no, cannot do it.

But you know it. [Big Grin]

[Wink]

(*backs out almost gracefully)

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Trogdor the Burninator
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#3476 -- Claudia Therese not posting more.
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#4894: Peon-toasting lizards turning sentimental.
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Believe me, one handed boy, I only have sentiments for CT. The rest of you can fry.
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Awww slash I didn't know you felt that way about me. ;O)

incase you didn't know Bel is short for Beloved when put in front of a name.

[Evil Laugh] [ROFL]

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Slash, you do realize that this means I can never meet you face-to-face. After my chronic impropriety, I'd die of mortification before I could ever look you in the eye.

So if we ever go to the same shindig, we'll have to work out some elaborate schedule in advance. Otherwise, I'll spend all my time hiding in the restroom (or under the bed, which is a time-honored family reunion trick of mine. Pick the bed with all the coats on top and you're home free. In my family, this is a very useful skill, as is hand-to-hand combat.)

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We will meet some day, CT. It's gonna happen. I promise to be nice.
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Yes, he'll EAT you! [Evil]

And you'll ENJOY it! [Evil Laugh]

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I didn't eat you, Jenny. As I recall, I was the perfect gentleman.
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Is that what makes a perfect gentlemen? And to think, all my girlfriends have complained that I'm not a gentleman when I don't eat them.
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If you call licking your eyes with your tongue being a perfect gentleman, well, yes.
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And you WERE the only one who understood about my Hairy Feet. For that, I shall always be grateful. [Kiss]
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It turns out that Tom is actually a really neat guy. [Grumble]

[Big Grin]

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#22 Two hundred and twenty seven different threads about whether or not God really exists...and they're all the same thread.
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