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Topic: Reasons to hate hatrack
Belgarath
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Member # 4
posted March 02, 2004 06:02 PM
Boy Slash your rant almost made me feel so bad that i didn't think i belonged here anymore. but ive been here lurking so long its my second home. ;O)
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T_Smith
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posted March 02, 2004 06:04 PM
::gasp:: Member number four! I am not worthy!
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T. Analog Kid
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posted March 02, 2004 06:07 PM
Member # 4 with 12 posts... that's gotta be a lurking record...
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BannaOj
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posted March 02, 2004 06:11 PM
I think Amka's husband looks a bit like Tom Hanks for some reason. So I guess if you think Tom Hanks is sexy, there you go. AJ
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Amka
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posted March 02, 2004 06:29 PM
Sexy is as sexy does.
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Frameshifter
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posted March 02, 2004 06:31 PM
I am too sexy for my shirt.
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Taalcon
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posted March 02, 2004 06:36 PM
Then can I have it? I haven't done Laundry in a while...
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peterh
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posted March 02, 2004 06:44 PM
What's more amazing than Number 4 and 12 posts is that #12 is to this thread...
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Dobbie
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posted March 02, 2004 06:58 PM
quote: I think Amka's husband looks a bit like Tom Hanks for some reason. So I guess if you think Tom Hanks is sexy, there you go.
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Annie
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posted March 02, 2004 08:23 PM
18. All those ridiculously cute Hatrack couples bring out the most vehement jealousy in you.
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Taalcon
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posted March 02, 2004 08:34 PM
I think this will be the one and only time I ever tell Annie to Shut Up.
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Amka
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posted March 02, 2004 09:21 PM
Wow that explains a lot...
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Annie
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posted March 02, 2004 09:27 PM
*shuts up, but continues giggling* Awww, Taal - I saw you and Kama.... I think it could happen!
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Slash the Berzerker
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Member # 556
posted March 02, 2004 11:55 PM
If my superiority was EVER in doubt, I need only point out that I drew member number 4 out of lurking to post in my thread. Bel, I bow ONLY to your single digit superiority.
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Slash the Berzerker
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Member # 556
posted March 03, 2004 12:40 PM
#18 Mafia Here are my suggestions for future mafia games, since it has already degenerated to the 'little house on the prairie' level of lameness: Gay Marriage Mafia - Will the loving same sex couples make it to the altar before the bigots slap an injunction on them? Tom Clancy Mafia - Can the small band of toughened warriors packing state of the art firepower and the latest intel be able to terminate the moles in their midst before the mission goes fubar? Slash Mafia - How many newbies will the hidden lizardman contingent be able to eat before they are stopped? Orson Scott Card Mafia - How many townsies will be murdered, and mafia guys lynched, before everyone realizes that if they had just stopped and tried to understand each other, none of this would have happened?
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eslaine
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posted March 03, 2004 12:42 PM
Your ideas intrigue me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter....
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Hobbes
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posted March 03, 2004 12:43 PM
Ohhh, Tom Clancy mafia sounds good. We could do some of his books specifically, Hunt for Red October mafia could be fun. Hobbes
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Hobbes
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posted March 03, 2004 12:44 PM
Yah Erik, but I think we still have to go on the retreat anyways. Hobbes
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eslaine
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posted March 03, 2004 12:48 PM
Will they be serving lunch? What of beer?
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Bob the Lawyer
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posted March 03, 2004 12:50 PM
This thread needs to be immortalized and made required reading for anyone who's about to write a *list* thread so they can see what a funny one looks like.
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Pat
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posted March 03, 2004 06:14 PM
quote: Here are my suggestions for future mafia games, since it has already degenerated to the 'little house on the prairie' level of lameness: #24,356 -- calling something lame without ever having played it. And it's called 'Little Mafia on the Prairie," and the death scenes are guaranteed to make you proud, Mr. Lizard man. But I would co-host Slash mafia in a heartbeat with you, if you wanted.
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Slash the Berzerker
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posted March 03, 2004 06:25 PM
#19 People who take anything in this thread seriously. We're looking at you, Trogdor.
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HRE
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posted March 03, 2004 07:14 PM
*Reads this thread and sobs in the corner* I'll never be good enough. Goodbye, World.
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HRE
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posted March 03, 2004 07:17 PM
Mafia? I have so much to learn...
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Trogdor the Burninator
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posted March 03, 2004 07:18 PM
I'm not taking it seriously. I'm MARKETING! And thanks for the opportunity, my dragon brother.
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Slash the Berzerker
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Member # 556
posted March 03, 2004 07:25 PM
#20 People who market their lame product in another person's thread I mean really. What's next? Mafia popup ads inside the Onanism thread?
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pooka
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posted March 03, 2004 07:34 PM
Here, Slash, you can borrow mine.
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ClaudiaTherese
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posted March 03, 2004 08:00 PM
#9910 = Being trapped in Slash's Hoochie Stable. #9911 = Not being trapped in Slash's Hoochie Stable.
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ClaudiaTherese
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posted March 03, 2004 08:01 PM
*am refraining mightily from inappropriate commentary, out of respect for the decorum of this thread *shoots Slash with a spitball in the back of the head
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Slash the Berzerker
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Member # 556
posted March 03, 2004 08:03 PM
#21 ClaudiaTherese toying with my affections *rubs spot where spitball hit* I'll never shampoo again.
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ClaudiaTherese
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posted March 03, 2004 08:07 PM
I'll never spit again, only ... no, cannot do it. But you know it. (*backs out almost gracefully)
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Beren One Hand
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posted March 03, 2004 08:10 PM
#4894: Peon-toasting lizards turning sentimental.
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Slash the Berzerker
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Member # 556
posted March 03, 2004 08:14 PM
Believe me, one handed boy, I only have sentiments for CT. The rest of you can fry.
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Belgarath
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posted March 05, 2004 06:12 PM
Awww slash I didn't know you felt that way about me. ;O) incase you didn't know Bel is short for Beloved when put in front of a name.
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ClaudiaTherese
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posted March 05, 2004 06:21 PM
Slash, you do realize that this means I can never meet you face-to-face. After my chronic impropriety, I'd die of mortification before I could ever look you in the eye. So if we ever go to the same shindig, we'll have to work out some elaborate schedule in advance. Otherwise, I'll spend all my time hiding in the restroom (or under the bed, which is a time-honored family reunion trick of mine. Pick the bed with all the coats on top and you're home free. In my family, this is a very useful skill, as is hand-to-hand combat.)
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Slash the Berzerker
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posted March 06, 2004 03:41 AM
We will meet some day, CT. It's gonna happen. I promise to be nice.
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Jenny Gardener
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posted March 06, 2004 03:46 AM
Yes, he'll EAT you! And you'll ENJOY it!
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Slash the Berzerker
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Member # 556
posted March 06, 2004 04:00 AM
I didn't eat you, Jenny. As I recall, I was the perfect gentleman.
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Lalo
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posted March 06, 2004 04:09 AM
Is that what makes a perfect gentlemen? And to think, all my girlfriends have complained that I'm not a gentleman when I don't eat them.
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Jenny Gardener
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posted March 06, 2004 04:16 AM
If you call licking your eyes with your tongue being a perfect gentleman, well, yes.
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Jenny Gardener
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posted March 06, 2004 04:21 AM
And you WERE the only one who understood about my Hairy Feet. For that, I shall always be grateful.
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PSI Teleport
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posted March 08, 2004 09:14 AM
It turns out that Tom is actually a really neat guy.
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Boothby171
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posted March 08, 2004 09:55 PM
#22 Two hundred and twenty seven different threads about whether or not God really exists...and they're all the same thread.
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