Any of you fine GentleHobbits want to help me haul the water to cauldron, or gather tinder for the fire?
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*Staggers in from five days on the road, locates a quiet, soft chair by the hearth and collapses*
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ewwwwwww! If one of the wenches wants to volunteer to shave your back, I'll let you borrow the blade.
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Do you really want it shaven? Or we could put it up with some festive beads and bells...
Ah, the Mirkwood lads are here! No, wait - it's Mirkwood lasses! The lads stopped off to help the Rangers find the missing brown cows. Well, have we any Honorary Wenches willing to entertain these merry elf-maids? We Wenches will prepare rooms for the ladies to freshen up in!
*bustles off to put fresh lavender water in all the basins*
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::climbs up on the elf-maid table and breaks out a guitar:: Give me a song, I'll sing it for you. And if I don't know it, I'll make up the lyrics!
::proceeds to sing and dance on the tabletops with the hobbits::
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::goes and fetches her frock from the tree and hurriedly puts it on, muttering something about nudist colonies::
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::wanders back in, fully dressed, and notices Shan by the fireplace:: Um... ::prods gently:: Would you like a room to sleep in? Or some food and drink? Or maybe a bath? Poor thing, you look completely exhausted...
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*Wonders why her dreams included goats and shining trees. Wonders if her dreams were actually nightmares. Decides it doesn't matter and staggers up the stairs to find a quieter, softer nook with "sunbe-e-e-a-a-mmmms" resonating in her head.*
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*Gracefully descends the stairs after a soothing bath, straw hat jauntily perched upon her fair locks, gardening gloves dangling in left hand*
*Surveys Beren and fallow and smiles prettily as she sashays past them to the flowerbeds that need attention*
*Waves at Jenny and Mayday* "Good Afternoon, ladies! Lovely day and the flowerbeds await me. Shall I start with the daffodils and tulips or tie backt he roses?"
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::looks up from hair and waves at Shan:: Ho, Shan! I don't really know about the garden... Could you do something about the roses, though? Those things are vicious... ::sucks thumb, then goes back to plaiting hair::
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*Steps outside and proceeds to the rosebeds, muttering under her breath "I am not afraid of giant spiders, oh no . . . I am not afraid of giant spiders, oh no . . . "*
*Breathes deeply of the perfumed air and basks in the sunshine*
"What a glorious day"
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Actually, Shelob is great help keeping down the squash bugs. She's beautiful, and utterly fascinating! Once you understand her habits, she's really not all that bad.
I use her to help guard the Secret Tunnel, and as long as you carry the Light of Elendil, she won't bother you at all.
*passes out vials suspended from delicate silver chains*
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It's the schizophrenia, Ela - he'll be okay. We like Beren just fine, whether it's here in Tolkien-land or lost with Thomas in depressive fits . . . Posts: 5609 | Registered: Jan 2003
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*feels a sense of foreboding as he contemplates an encounter between Ungoliant, the giant sap-sucking spider, and Shilob, the giant people-sucking spider*
If a person is a sap, does he get sucked twice?
That sucks.
*contemplates an early departure from this joyous gathering*
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