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That post made it barely under the wire -- this one should start a new page. But underneath it all, I think Dan's pretty supportive.
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Under wear? Under the Wire. oh. Go ahead, Sock it to me. Hat-rack puns are always head over heals, tie'd for the (b)louse-iest.
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I think I am going on the South beach Diet. No WAY can I handle Atkins. Not enough natural fibers.
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Elizabeth, Bob appears to be gone and we both know that these threads can get a bit risque. I'm thinking we need an age limit. Some of these folks need carded, wool you help me?
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Thought I'd just dart in here. Had to pullover first. I'm re-reading Ender's Game -- yes, that's right, cardigan. Arrrgh - I'll never be as good as that.
Dan's bra post reminded me that I'm not really from Texas. I just play Tex. Fur sure!
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I think I'll jumper in again and say I belted out laughing at some of these. I think punwit and Bob tie for best punsters on Hatrack.
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I admire Bob and his way with words. I really don't feel like I am in his league. But after having been here a short time and having seen the love he garners from the hatrack community I don't hesitate to say that I would give him the shirt from my back.
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Actually, I think Elizabeth is head and shoulder pads above us all. She's really taken up the yoke of these Smackdown threads.
But I have to say, I don't so much pay attention to who wrote the puns, I just enjoy the puns.
I'm wondering, though, if we're just posting the remnants here at this point. It seems more like a patchwork than any kind of whole cloth.
NOTE to fallow: your one about liking my threads took me awhile. It was so well disguised in general sucking up, I just missed it. LOL. GREAT!!!
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Darn, I missed a lot while at work. They ae remodeling at work again; it was looking a little threadbare...
Quilt looking at me that way. There seams to be a surge of antipathy here lately. I migh have to move to Cashmir to avoid thin Belle's wrath. Leather have her way and I'd be skinned; she'd scarf me down like I was edible undies...
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I'm gonna hafta fez up. I've been running some of your puns past my mother. She's pretty good with puns as well. There you have it, I knicker jokes. I'll keep this post short so I don't clog up the works.
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I wish I could address your problem, I'm sure we could iron it out somehow, here on the board. Just don't starch with me! I'll get steamed.
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Ha! I'm no dummy. You just want me to dress up my last comments. Why don't ya just accept em as they are and quit being a stuffed shirt.
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That was harsh, but I bet it puts some starch in his collar, and he socks you. Bob, have you considered getting a weave? It would cloak your bare head... I hope you wont be so mad that you scissor-kick me, and the ambulance has to gather me up and I have to take a spin to the ER. That would cost a few bills. I would cry in a vat.... Kwea
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Bob, have you ever tried miracle blend, a rub for poultry's and meats? It's really good. Next time you are in NE, I'll make sure you haberdasher it....
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This thread has me bursting at the seams. I'm sure the thickness of these puns has mattresses feathered. Boas all around for your performance leaving me in stitches.
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Per-shawl, Wool you believe that I'm such a panty-waist at these puns that I must throw in the towel.
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I had a long day at school. I really wish they would shorten it. When they let out the kids, they just come completely undone.
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A quick slap on the Butt-on they'll perk right up. They won't be able to keep their mouths zipped. You'll have to TIE them down so they can Scarf down dinner.
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Mary must have been folded up nice to fit in a backpack. Did you tell him to crease and desist?
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