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Elizabeth are you still sdressed out? Have you ever tried visualization? I'm thinking about a beautiful beach. Sun sinking low, wavelets laughing against the sand al the smells tinged with salt. Ya feelin it?
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Did anyone else have siblings steal your clothes? "Those ar my boots man and I'm fatigued from fighting you over my clothes."
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While at the beach, I usually have a thong stuck in my mind, and some fat guy usually gets pulled over for speedoing right in front of me...
As I google in my goggles, I swim until I get chapped. Then iron for my board and hit the waves, and they drive me to shore. At noon the beach is so warm, I believe I'm in sand-hell.
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I'm tired of you people flip-flopping on the issues.
I think it's time we all acted more god-like. Lycra, Odin or Zeus.
Maybe we just need a change of locale. We could go to England, perhaps, and approach the big city. Once we're nylon don driving gloves and change a tire.
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Shawl we all form a circle and discuss this some more? Aww yukata kimono here and participate. I promise it'll make you happi.
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Dan, i think that would be the crowning experience of my life. Do you want to take your car, ermine?
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I've been contemplating the effectiveness of using puns in battle. We've all seen people nearly inCAPicitated by bad puns, groaning and holding thier stomach. I believe it's possible that the pun is mitre than the sword.
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I'm not warped. I just think there are other people who are true-blue and have better genes den 'im. Some people just don't make the cut-off.
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I wonder if Bob's gonna give out awards for this smackdown, or if he's just stringing us along again.
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I just popped in for a moment this morning. I'll be judging homebrews later today in KC. I noticed that Nick posted a Landmark yesterday so I will hoist one of those fine brews in a toast tunic.
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I should beer rate you for talking about alcohol consumption on this forum. However, I'd like to tie one on with you some time. Maybe we can go to the sock hop together.
(Ooh, I like combination puns)
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I am off to a wedding on The Cape. I hope there isn't a lot of traffic on the britches. Dang it. I would much rather be skiing in Veil, boot I missed the season.
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Cool. The wedding had an open bra. Another thing that was neat was, the brides made dresses. I stubbed my toe, though, and I cried out: "What in carnation!"
In order to entice my daughter to come with me, I said she could wear her white dress, as long as she was careful with her food and drink. She decided to stay in.
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Well I made it home safely. I sampled many fine beers yesterday. I did have a few that weren't so fine. One particular blond ale I judged was tartan nasty. It coated my tongue with sourness, completely out of style.
Friday evening I judged Barleywines mmmmm, yesterday blond ales and bocks.
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The women at the wedding were dressed so inappropriately. Some were wearing barley anything at all. It caused quite a bra ha.
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At yeast they weren't hopped up on anything, or at least I hop they weren't. Sounds like some of those young ladies need a guiding hand. I pray that they have firm mentors that don't skirt the tough issues.
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Being part of a homebrew club carries with it a desire to legitimize drinking in a responsible way. I don't like to highlight or draw attention to those that abuse alchohol but there was a woman at this competition that could really down a glass of beer, man you should seersucker down.
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The way some of you have abused my good name, I think a good law Suit is in order, with lots of Briefs.
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Saturday as the competition was winding down I had a visiting judge from Minnesota question me about places to purchase taffy on his way out of town. Unfortunately I was unable to help him in his quest for taffeta go.
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